Sunday, March 30, 2008
Day Fifty in Captivity...
ok major back-dating of posts coming up.. sigh.. i am sorry that i haven't been posting on time.. because.. i am really tired. so sleep is kind of a high-priority task for me to undertake you know..
let me recollect.. ok if i am not wrong this was a sunday! the fifth sunday of march.. as such, my church normally holds a 'major' gaming event :D. haha well.. the event was called 'No Sweat' (and it so happens that the weather was hot and humid.. o such beautiful irony. :P) kudos to the 16 years old who organized it! (don't think i don't know.. you are trying to copy my Amazing Race right ;) but keep up the good work) haha
being an 'over-aged' youth (i am so not over-age.. people still say i look 2 years younger than what i am!) i was suppose to facilitate.. but because of some family matters (cyberspace is too public to write too much.. so for those of you who think my WEBSITE is an accurate measure of my life think again.. i am just bored.) i couldn't attend the full length of the event and had to leave half way. so i decided to just follow mysterious friend B's group around.. o that hyperactive girl.. she kept slapping my face continuously.. (i guess my cheeks are just so darn irresistible ^^) haha and i was teasing her about something which i don't think it would be very nice to publish it up. (insider's joke) o and just before i move on.. i gotta say this. her complexion is freaking awesome.. i was poking her cheeks too.. its like so soft and smooth.. like TOFU (translation: beancurd). -pokes-
yup moving on.. we went to Singapore art museum than where arh.. wesley right? and onto fort canning park.. :). haha and while walking i actually realized that there was another new girl so i went to disturb her :D. and that's when she told me that she has been in the youth for over a year.. (ohmygosh.. i didn't even notice her.. but i couldn't bear to tell her that.) and she was confusing me with her age.. i think it was done on purpose.. E-V-I-L. anyway i met mysterious friend D at fort canning.. i couldn't remember his name at all.. so the conversation went something like that...
Chimp-pan-zee: Hi!
Mysterious Friend D: Hi!
-awakard silence while the both of us struggle to remember each other names..-
Mysterious Friend D: You're WY! from Barker!
-at this point.. i still couldn't remember his name :S.. so i did the smartest thing-
Chimp-pan-zee: Yea! and you are?
Mysterious Friend D: D!
well just a note.. i can't remember names really well.. i only can remember faces.. but you know sometimes a person just have a 'complicated' face (no offense) that you can't even remember his/her face :S. o well.. i am sorry.
ok the rest of the day is censored off because it's too private (it's also the reason why i couldn't stay for the entire length of the event.).. and i don't know who is going to read this post... so yup.. too bad. :D. sorry. you can try asking me online.. but i might not tell you ;).
well.. thats all for now...
ok major back-dating of posts coming up.. sigh.. i am sorry that i haven't been posting on time.. because.. i am really tired. so sleep is kind of a high-priority task for me to undertake you know..
let me recollect.. ok if i am not wrong this was a sunday! the fifth sunday of march.. as such, my church normally holds a 'major' gaming event :D. haha well.. the event was called 'No Sweat' (and it so happens that the weather was hot and humid.. o such beautiful irony. :P) kudos to the 16 years old who organized it! (don't think i don't know.. you are trying to copy my Amazing Race right ;) but keep up the good work) haha
being an 'over-aged' youth (i am so not over-age.. people still say i look 2 years younger than what i am!) i was suppose to facilitate.. but because of some family matters (cyberspace is too public to write too much.. so for those of you who think my WEBSITE is an accurate measure of my life think again.. i am just bored.) i couldn't attend the full length of the event and had to leave half way. so i decided to just follow mysterious friend B's group around.. o that hyperactive girl.. she kept slapping my face continuously.. (i guess my cheeks are just so darn irresistible ^^) haha and i was teasing her about something which i don't think it would be very nice to publish it up. (insider's joke) o and just before i move on.. i gotta say this. her complexion is freaking awesome.. i was poking her cheeks too.. its like so soft and smooth.. like TOFU (translation: beancurd). -pokes-
yup moving on.. we went to Singapore art museum than where arh.. wesley right? and onto fort canning park.. :). haha and while walking i actually realized that there was another new girl so i went to disturb her :D. and that's when she told me that she has been in the youth for over a year.. (ohmygosh.. i didn't even notice her.. but i couldn't bear to tell her that.) and she was confusing me with her age.. i think it was done on purpose.. E-V-I-L. anyway i met mysterious friend D at fort canning.. i couldn't remember his name at all.. so the conversation went something like that...
Chimp-pan-zee: Hi!
Mysterious Friend D: Hi!
-awakard silence while the both of us struggle to remember each other names..-
Mysterious Friend D: You're WY! from Barker!
-at this point.. i still couldn't remember his name :S.. so i did the smartest thing-
Chimp-pan-zee: Yea! and you are?
Mysterious Friend D: D!
well just a note.. i can't remember names really well.. i only can remember faces.. but you know sometimes a person just have a 'complicated' face (no offense) that you can't even remember his/her face :S. o well.. i am sorry.
ok the rest of the day is censored off because it's too private (it's also the reason why i couldn't stay for the entire length of the event.).. and i don't know who is going to read this post... so yup.. too bad. :D. sorry. you can try asking me online.. but i might not tell you ;).
well.. thats all for now...
4:38 PM
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Day Forty-Nine in Captivity...
this week has been super scary... my gay supervisor.. started coming onto me.. D: (maybe he was just trying to befriend me). haha for those of you who don't already know... mysterious friend S and i saw him smacking one of my friend's ass.. ok. let me rephrase it... in between his ass. now don't you see what scares me.. gosh..
i mean.. initially he didn't really liked me.. (i have no idea why.. but yea i was cool with it..) now... he keeps trying to talk to me.. standing behind me without me knowing.. and because my seat is so damn near to the printer which he uses.. :O. it gives him the perfect excuse.. omgosh.. what must i do to protect this ass of mine. i mean literally.. will wearing 2 pairs of underwear work? i doubt so. i need a titantium plated pants. and in 2 days time.. i am going to see him.. just the thought of it.. gives me goosebumps. let me describe to you what i think will happen everytime he walk towards me..
i begin to imagine a bulge in his pants.. and because he is relatively taller than me.. when he stands and i am sitting down.. his -ahems- is pretty much at my headlevel. if he was to "trip" and fall.. guess what.. i won't say it.. i can't bare to say it. i don't want to say it. sigh.. maybe i am just over-imagining.. (chances are... i am not..). i guess i am being mean.. but it is really scary.. no guy has ever come onto me in this manner. i hope i am just being paranoid.
and please i am straight. definitely. i like girls. ladies. women. the whole she-bangs.
that's all for now...
this week has been super scary... my gay supervisor.. started coming onto me.. D: (maybe he was just trying to befriend me). haha for those of you who don't already know... mysterious friend S and i saw him smacking one of my friend's ass.. ok. let me rephrase it... in between his ass. now don't you see what scares me.. gosh..
i mean.. initially he didn't really liked me.. (i have no idea why.. but yea i was cool with it..) now... he keeps trying to talk to me.. standing behind me without me knowing.. and because my seat is so damn near to the printer which he uses.. :O. it gives him the perfect excuse.. omgosh.. what must i do to protect this ass of mine. i mean literally.. will wearing 2 pairs of underwear work? i doubt so. i need a titantium plated pants. and in 2 days time.. i am going to see him.. just the thought of it.. gives me goosebumps. let me describe to you what i think will happen everytime he walk towards me..
i begin to imagine a bulge in his pants.. and because he is relatively taller than me.. when he stands and i am sitting down.. his -ahems- is pretty much at my headlevel. if he was to "trip" and fall.. guess what.. i won't say it.. i can't bare to say it. i don't want to say it. sigh.. maybe i am just over-imagining.. (chances are... i am not..). i guess i am being mean.. but it is really scary.. no guy has ever come onto me in this manner. i hope i am just being paranoid.
and please i am straight. definitely. i like girls. ladies. women. the whole she-bangs.
that's all for now...
10:38 PM
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Day Forty-Two in Captivity..
well.. ok i am officially exhausted. ka-pish. (i have no idea what that means but ka-pish). and now.. i am going to backdate all my posts because i have been receiving complains that i haven't been updating my WEBSITE on time.. (thanks arh.. mysterious friend H & G). so here it is. to them! the dynamic duo.
let me recall what i did on this day. ah. i remember. like every normal weekend since i started working… i woke up pretty late to meet mysterious friend K just to travel around Singapore in search for cheap PSP deals. (i have no idea why he followed me.. why did you follow me huh mysterious friend K?). for those of you who don't already know. i have decided on getting a PSP. ^^. reason being.... I LIKE IT. too bad if it isn’t a logical reasoning.. sometimes you just don’t need to be logical.
several pleasant things happened to me this week i guess. (some of which will be censored out so.. nah nah ni boo boo :)) hahah what was interestingly refreshing was that i was told that my personality was pretty addictive. :O. at that moment.. pigs could fly. although it makes me sound like a drug.. but... ^^. thanks mysterious friend F. (she sits beside me during work :)). o and i just made more new friends at work due to the ITE attachment! tadah. more crap-talkers!
moving on. i went to a Young Adult Ministry BBQ (some church thingy thingy). armed with only my trusty, bullet-proof wallet (for those of you who have seen my wallet you will understand!) and my sturdy, ancient mobile phone... i battled against the torrential rain.. which by the way had to rain while i was walking to the house. so i ended up all drenched and stuff.. i wasn’t being EMOtional.. (i hate that word.. EMO.. whoever who came up with that crap.. ought to be dragged onto the streets and shot. he/she was being just plain stupid and lazy to write the TIONAL part behind EMO) -.-". had an intellectual debate with mysterious friend D. was pretty pleasant and enlightening.. ^^. o and i was educated on the theory that parallel lines meet at the point of infinity! (need some explanation? ask me.) but than again.. isn't a parallel line define also as a 2 lines which are at 90 degrees AND at a uniform distance apart? so how than can they meet. mysterious friend D?
did some bbq-ing (i mean.. its a bbq..).. prawns.. chicken wings.. the whole she-bangs. bleah. but like any normal bbq... the wait was Loonnngggg.. D:. thank goodness for the company though. mysterious L,C and A. haha. pretty entertaining.. the 4 of us just sat there and started talking.. which lead to us crapping… and we started thinking for who knows whatever reason.. what we will be 20 years down the road... omgosh. what the crap.
ok i really gotta go and do some stuff... that’s all for now....
well.. ok i am officially exhausted. ka-pish. (i have no idea what that means but ka-pish). and now.. i am going to backdate all my posts because i have been receiving complains that i haven't been updating my WEBSITE on time.. (thanks arh.. mysterious friend H & G). so here it is. to them! the dynamic duo.
let me recall what i did on this day. ah. i remember. like every normal weekend since i started working… i woke up pretty late to meet mysterious friend K just to travel around Singapore in search for cheap PSP deals. (i have no idea why he followed me.. why did you follow me huh mysterious friend K?). for those of you who don't already know. i have decided on getting a PSP. ^^. reason being.... I LIKE IT. too bad if it isn’t a logical reasoning.. sometimes you just don’t need to be logical.
several pleasant things happened to me this week i guess. (some of which will be censored out so.. nah nah ni boo boo :)) hahah what was interestingly refreshing was that i was told that my personality was pretty addictive. :O. at that moment.. pigs could fly. although it makes me sound like a drug.. but... ^^. thanks mysterious friend F. (she sits beside me during work :)). o and i just made more new friends at work due to the ITE attachment! tadah. more crap-talkers!
moving on. i went to a Young Adult Ministry BBQ (some church thingy thingy). armed with only my trusty, bullet-proof wallet (for those of you who have seen my wallet you will understand!) and my sturdy, ancient mobile phone... i battled against the torrential rain.. which by the way had to rain while i was walking to the house. so i ended up all drenched and stuff.. i wasn’t being EMOtional.. (i hate that word.. EMO.. whoever who came up with that crap.. ought to be dragged onto the streets and shot. he/she was being just plain stupid and lazy to write the TIONAL part behind EMO) -.-". had an intellectual debate with mysterious friend D. was pretty pleasant and enlightening.. ^^. o and i was educated on the theory that parallel lines meet at the point of infinity! (need some explanation? ask me.) but than again.. isn't a parallel line define also as a 2 lines which are at 90 degrees AND at a uniform distance apart? so how than can they meet. mysterious friend D?
did some bbq-ing (i mean.. its a bbq..).. prawns.. chicken wings.. the whole she-bangs. bleah. but like any normal bbq... the wait was Loonnngggg.. D:. thank goodness for the company though. mysterious L,C and A. haha. pretty entertaining.. the 4 of us just sat there and started talking.. which lead to us crapping… and we started thinking for who knows whatever reason.. what we will be 20 years down the road... omgosh. what the crap.
ok i really gotta go and do some stuff... that’s all for now....
11:38 PM
Friday, March 21, 2008
Day Forty-One in Captivity...
bleah. today is good friday. being a Christian, i believe that this is the day where Jesus Christ died for us. nothing funny. :S. went to singapore expo hall 3 for EASTER CONVENTION! the service was awesome.. really liked the orchestral pieces played by the string ensemble and sang by the choir... who had angelical voices. if only there was a replay button! :D. i would be pressing it over and over again. till the remote explodes? (yup.. or till the vocal cords of the choir… -ahems- but i decided to not be evil and listen to it once.)
well.. i remembered being asked what is good friday all about during work by mysterious friend K. and i kind of feel bad that i told him to "BUAT KERJA!" (translation: do work!) instead of spending some time explaining it to him.. haha i guess my over-eagerness to grasp malay made me say it.. (hey.. i couldn't explain it to him in malay! not that proficient.. and i needed to practice my malay).. so here i am.. going to quote something ever so familiar, which i think summarizes (abit only! for more questions.. you may ask me. but i just hope that i have the ability to answer your enquiries.. for more advanced questions please pray.) what good friday is all about..
Apostle Creed..
I believe in God, the Father almighty,
creator of heaven and earth.
and in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord.
who was conceived by the power of the Holy Spirit
born of the Virgin Mary.
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried.
He descended into hell.
On the third day he rose again from the dead.
He ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand
of God the Father Almighty.
From thence he shall come again to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the holy catholic Church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting.
Amen.
The important part to take note as Christians (ermm this may vary as this is my own personal perception. so don't mind) is that Jesus died for us.. to redeem us from our sins. well.. the sad part for me is... i know all about these. but darn do i keep sinning.. sigh. MEGA-LY GUILTY. Bleah.. well dumbo mysterious friend A went for church service at 10.30 AM. when the service was at 9.00 AM. ^^. she got to see everyone leaving! ;). a new way of looking at a church service!
well.. for non-christians reading this post.. i must insist on something.. CATHOLISM and CHRISTIANITY are 2 different thingys. (the way the service is conducted is pretty different too.. go check it out!) its been clearly divided and acknowledged. than what is the main difference? catholics worshipped mother mary.. whereas Christians worship God. ^^ so don't you categorized me wrongly!
that's all for now....
bleah. today is good friday. being a Christian, i believe that this is the day where Jesus Christ died for us. nothing funny. :S. went to singapore expo hall 3 for EASTER CONVENTION! the service was awesome.. really liked the orchestral pieces played by the string ensemble and sang by the choir... who had angelical voices. if only there was a replay button! :D. i would be pressing it over and over again. till the remote explodes? (yup.. or till the vocal cords of the choir… -ahems- but i decided to not be evil and listen to it once.)
well.. i remembered being asked what is good friday all about during work by mysterious friend K. and i kind of feel bad that i told him to "BUAT KERJA!" (translation: do work!) instead of spending some time explaining it to him.. haha i guess my over-eagerness to grasp malay made me say it.. (hey.. i couldn't explain it to him in malay! not that proficient.. and i needed to practice my malay).. so here i am.. going to quote something ever so familiar, which i think summarizes (abit only! for more questions.. you may ask me. but i just hope that i have the ability to answer your enquiries.. for more advanced questions please pray.) what good friday is all about..
Apostle Creed..
I believe in God, the Father almighty,
creator of heaven and earth.
and in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord.
who was conceived by the power of the Holy Spirit
born of the Virgin Mary.
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried.
He descended into hell.
On the third day he rose again from the dead.
He ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand
of God the Father Almighty.
From thence he shall come again to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the holy catholic Church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting.
Amen.
The important part to take note as Christians (ermm this may vary as this is my own personal perception. so don't mind) is that Jesus died for us.. to redeem us from our sins. well.. the sad part for me is... i know all about these. but darn do i keep sinning.. sigh. MEGA-LY GUILTY. Bleah.. well dumbo mysterious friend A went for church service at 10.30 AM. when the service was at 9.00 AM. ^^. she got to see everyone leaving! ;). a new way of looking at a church service!
well.. for non-christians reading this post.. i must insist on something.. CATHOLISM and CHRISTIANITY are 2 different thingys. (the way the service is conducted is pretty different too.. go check it out!) its been clearly divided and acknowledged. than what is the main difference? catholics worshipped mother mary.. whereas Christians worship God. ^^ so don't you categorized me wrongly!
that's all for now....
8:38 PM
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Day Forty in Captivity...
haha yes i know its been a really long time since i posted. well... i am just so darn pretty tired.. with so many things to juggle.. work drains my energy like crazy... :S. but thanks to the wonderfully entertaining colleagues i have.. i am able to survive and even decided to extend my contract for one more month...
and NO. i am not doing ATTACHMENT work. i am just working for fun. short and simple. the end.
o o.. and currently i have embarked on a odyssey to learn the 'simple' language of the Malays. bleah. thanks to my mysterious friend N from VJC who picked up mandarin just by hearing me converse in mandarin with the customer. FREAKY. but absolutely motivational to me. haha i am going to master malay before she masters mandarin! SAYA NAMA BRANDON. APA KAT ATAS! (translation: my name is brandon.. what's up!) that’s my english name in my workplace. :). o and i have also been reading up about MUSLIM during work hours. (not my fault! i am just a highly efficient worker.. too efficient if i am say.).. so i spend my time asking hypothetical questions with regards to what i read.
-the following section may be deemed inappropriate. and is rated MATURED. any offence taken is not intended. these are based on the answers given by my muslim colleagues.-
why do muslims not eat pork?
the main reason which i found logical, was because of faith. the obedience of muslim to follow the Qur'an leads to the practice of muslims not consuming pork. (supported by mysterious muslim friend H,H,F,N) scientifically speaking.. in the past. pig used to feed on excrement. thus it was labelled unclean. also. certain pork contains a bacteria known as 'trichina' which could not be destroyed using traditional means of cooking such as frying.. steaming etc. pork in short has high amounts of cholestrol and lipids. thus for all these health reason, the Qur'an was wise in the sense it forbade the muslims from consuming pork in the past to prevent them from suffering unnecessary health consequences. however, modern science has overcame these limitations. (which is where my argument revolves around.. trichina can be killed now!).. for example. Airpork feeds it's pigs with grains and cereals. so why than can't muslims eat pork now?
"There might just be other unknown disadvantages in pork that modern science has yet to uncover." -mysterious friend N. Ok. let's leave it at that. moving on. Muslims are also not allowed to touch dog's saliva! that was totally new to me. haha because just like pork.. it is deemed unclean. bleah. and to think i have 2 dogs at home who likes to lick like crazy.
yea. and when the day got really boring.. i started roaming the office asking malay girls why they wont wearing tudongs. haha. ^^ curiosity kills the cat. but without curiosity.. there won't be progress. :D. well the most common answer i got was... 1...2...3.. *drumsroll*.. "i am not prepared to wear it yet.". haha.
ok. that's all for now.. getting to darn tired.
haha yes i know its been a really long time since i posted. well... i am just so darn pretty tired.. with so many things to juggle.. work drains my energy like crazy... :S. but thanks to the wonderfully entertaining colleagues i have.. i am able to survive and even decided to extend my contract for one more month...
and NO. i am not doing ATTACHMENT work. i am just working for fun. short and simple. the end.
o o.. and currently i have embarked on a odyssey to learn the 'simple' language of the Malays. bleah. thanks to my mysterious friend N from VJC who picked up mandarin just by hearing me converse in mandarin with the customer. FREAKY. but absolutely motivational to me. haha i am going to master malay before she masters mandarin! SAYA NAMA BRANDON. APA KAT ATAS! (translation: my name is brandon.. what's up!) that’s my english name in my workplace. :). o and i have also been reading up about MUSLIM during work hours. (not my fault! i am just a highly efficient worker.. too efficient if i am say.).. so i spend my time asking hypothetical questions with regards to what i read.
-the following section may be deemed inappropriate. and is rated MATURED. any offence taken is not intended. these are based on the answers given by my muslim colleagues.-
why do muslims not eat pork?
the main reason which i found logical, was because of faith. the obedience of muslim to follow the Qur'an leads to the practice of muslims not consuming pork. (supported by mysterious muslim friend H,H,F,N) scientifically speaking.. in the past. pig used to feed on excrement. thus it was labelled unclean. also. certain pork contains a bacteria known as 'trichina' which could not be destroyed using traditional means of cooking such as frying.. steaming etc. pork in short has high amounts of cholestrol and lipids. thus for all these health reason, the Qur'an was wise in the sense it forbade the muslims from consuming pork in the past to prevent them from suffering unnecessary health consequences. however, modern science has overcame these limitations. (which is where my argument revolves around.. trichina can be killed now!).. for example. Airpork feeds it's pigs with grains and cereals. so why than can't muslims eat pork now?
"There might just be other unknown disadvantages in pork that modern science has yet to uncover." -mysterious friend N. Ok. let's leave it at that. moving on. Muslims are also not allowed to touch dog's saliva! that was totally new to me. haha because just like pork.. it is deemed unclean. bleah. and to think i have 2 dogs at home who likes to lick like crazy.
yea. and when the day got really boring.. i started roaming the office asking malay girls why they wont wearing tudongs. haha. ^^ curiosity kills the cat. but without curiosity.. there won't be progress. :D. well the most common answer i got was... 1...2...3.. *drumsroll*.. "i am not prepared to wear it yet.". haha.
ok. that's all for now.. getting to darn tired.
8:38 PM
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Day Twenty-Nine in Captivity...
as usual i went to church.. :D. attended youth! because today was the second sunday of the month and it was game sunday! weeeee... well mysterious friend B organized the entire event which consisted of grouping up and creating a skit. haha. yea. and i got freaked out when i saw 13 years old playing with a freaking RUBIX cube. i mean.. Dudeeeee.. you're 13 years old.. go do something stupid. and get hurt (:D. ok fine maybe i wont be mean and ask them to get hurt) but yea.. whatever happened to the good old past-time activity of ZONING out.. bleah. rubix cube.. what have they become... slave androids to the educational system. (than again. are we not all just like them. sigh)
well apparently i was too darn old for the event.. (i look like a 16 year old kid.. sweeeeet.. 16. haha i get the best of both world..!) but i was asked to go lead the 13 years old in creating a skit. (bad choice.. i have no leadership qualities. why than did i go for the camp. i have no idea ^^.) haha. and my genre was MUSICAL (i hate musical movies. that means HAIRSPRAY which i got conned into watching.. the chipmunky show which also i got conned into watching..). bleah. the skit did'nt go as well as planned because the 13 years old were to shy to sing out.. whats a musical without music.. a non-musical musical???! moving on. so i had to solo. and sing out. just to make it a musical. (and i aint no singer. i can tell you that.)
haha. when the results came out. i won the best actor again. (a 5 bucks starbuck voucher.. here i come ice blended mango thingy thingy. i love you. woot). o o. and i made friends with this SOUTH KOREAN youth (now i have 5 south korean friends! yes!) who was in the youth. AWESOME. although she reacted abit weirdly when i said hi.. (i guess my face has a sign that says FEAR ME.) haha but i aint that bad!! my mission. for the next few weeks i am going to make her laugh her ass off. just to redeem myself. was supposed to go out with the sexy 8-teens but i forgot to bring my wallet. and my handphone. :O (sorry mysterious friend L,A,M,C and T). bleah.
o for those gamers friend. i am currently playing WARCRAFT III (dota/standard game), travian (this web-browser game) and MUONLINE (cool mmorpg game. for more go to www.sunshinemu.com) haha. if you want you can join me! but i will only be playing on saturday night.. (11pm to 2am? i suppose) and sunday if i am free. weeeeee. o o and i found this awesome retro song that i heard on gold 90.5 FM while travelling back with my dad on saturday (met him at dhoby guat so that he can bring me home!).. watch and enjoy! L-O-L-L-I-P-O-P!
thats all for now.....
as usual i went to church.. :D. attended youth! because today was the second sunday of the month and it was game sunday! weeeee... well mysterious friend B organized the entire event which consisted of grouping up and creating a skit. haha. yea. and i got freaked out when i saw 13 years old playing with a freaking RUBIX cube. i mean.. Dudeeeee.. you're 13 years old.. go do something stupid. and get hurt (:D. ok fine maybe i wont be mean and ask them to get hurt) but yea.. whatever happened to the good old past-time activity of ZONING out.. bleah. rubix cube.. what have they become... slave androids to the educational system. (than again. are we not all just like them. sigh)
well apparently i was too darn old for the event.. (i look like a 16 year old kid.. sweeeeet.. 16. haha i get the best of both world..!) but i was asked to go lead the 13 years old in creating a skit. (bad choice.. i have no leadership qualities. why than did i go for the camp. i have no idea ^^.) haha. and my genre was MUSICAL (i hate musical movies. that means HAIRSPRAY which i got conned into watching.. the chipmunky show which also i got conned into watching..). bleah. the skit did'nt go as well as planned because the 13 years old were to shy to sing out.. whats a musical without music.. a non-musical musical???! moving on. so i had to solo. and sing out. just to make it a musical. (and i aint no singer. i can tell you that.)
haha. when the results came out. i won the best actor again. (a 5 bucks starbuck voucher.. here i come ice blended mango thingy thingy. i love you. woot). o o. and i made friends with this SOUTH KOREAN youth (now i have 5 south korean friends! yes!) who was in the youth. AWESOME. although she reacted abit weirdly when i said hi.. (i guess my face has a sign that says FEAR ME.) haha but i aint that bad!! my mission. for the next few weeks i am going to make her laugh her ass off. just to redeem myself. was supposed to go out with the sexy 8-teens but i forgot to bring my wallet. and my handphone. :O (sorry mysterious friend L,A,M,C and T). bleah.
o for those gamers friend. i am currently playing WARCRAFT III (dota/standard game), travian (this web-browser game) and MUONLINE (cool mmorpg game. for more go to www.sunshinemu.com) haha. if you want you can join me! but i will only be playing on saturday night.. (11pm to 2am? i suppose) and sunday if i am free. weeeeee. o o and i found this awesome retro song that i heard on gold 90.5 FM while travelling back with my dad on saturday (met him at dhoby guat so that he can bring me home!).. watch and enjoy! L-O-L-L-I-P-O-P!
thats all for now.....
7:38 PM
Saturday, March 8, 2008
Day Twenty-Eight in Captivity...
omgosh.. i am so tired.. my muscles are actually aching.. haha went for some SYNOD leadership camp and just returned.. if there was any single word to describe it.. it would just be B-O-R-I-N-G. it was like lectures (note the S behind lecture..) non-stop for 4 hours -jaws drop- on spiritual leadership which i am able to summarize it into 5 sentences... -.= (P.S: it isnt because my summary skills are way too 'powerful'..)
well. my week was just another week gone by.. i guess. i had to do some really shitty work.. which wasn’t enough to ruin my week but just made me.. W-E-I-R-D. i had to double check a girl's work at work.. because she screwed up badly (she did her work super fast.. for some weird reason.. and as the saying goes.. MORE HASTE LESS SPEED. it just proved to be an understatement. sigh).. and she doesn't even know that she screwed up. and i don't intend to tell her. just to keep her week nice and cheery.. but let’s just say my work is set for the next 2 weeks. -.=. sucks. o and i actually sat in a 'all-girl' work gossip session (how?. my supervisor aka ‘auntie’ was the ring leader..). and man. WOW. the things that came out. ENLIGHTENING.
yup that was how my week flew by.. made some more new friends (especially this VJC girl.. she scared the crap out of the customer by talking about RANDOM insurance stuff.. and i had to explain it nicely to them before they finally shhhhh.. omgosh i had to say it in CHINESE too...:X). yup. than friday came.. the B-O-R-I-N-G leadership camp. the stupid bus uncle cheated me of my feelings -.-.. he told me to get off at farrer park mrt station when i asked him for little india mrt station.. bus 23 uncle.. if you are reading this. THANKS. can you imagine.. me a poor boy.. exhausted from work.. had to walk back to little india.. than to tekka market. just to meet up with the youths.. pfft. o well. more exercise.
the camp started off pretty awkwardly.. well. (i don't want to say anymore.) yea. whats the coolest name you have ever seen? for me its like I-Zack. omgosh. his mum must have a Ipod fetish. this is my I-Zack he is 160 GB big.. :D. my group consisted of this youth coordinator lady.. this girl from NUS high (too smart.) and this hippy dude from... i forgot. o well. hey but with me.. :D it wasn't too long before the 'ice' was 'broken'. o yea. i was looking forward to having a nice warm bath after a day of not bathing (i just wanted to get out of my long sleeve shirt and pants.) they just had to make my day. by telling the guys that we were going to bath in cold water. using pails and water scoops. sigh. o and they provided us with a super unhealthy supper (cup noodles... at night.) but i ate 2 cups! :D. by the time i bathed it was 1 am.. was doodling around with mysterious friend D I-touch.. so cool la. but it gets boring after awhile.. so i just plugged in the earphones and listened to the music! thats when i got rekindle together with FRANZ FERDINARD.. -drums beat-..
on the second day, well.. only one game out of the entire games section was fun.. (man did i fail miserably at the bible quizzes. Gosh.. :S thats why that game sucks. BOOoooo).. well the guys were suppose to form a wall around a 'prince' and protect him from the girls (who were labelled vultures/harpies. :O). one thing i learned. DAMN are girls violent. -.-. i ended up with scratch marks on my entire forearm. one poor guy. was lifted off the ground by a whole group of girls.. although i did try to save him by playing tug-of-war with the girls. but the darn boundary was too small. (once a guy, any part of his body, crosses the boundary. he is OUT. -.-. the boundary barely 30 cm away from me...). that was the only fun part i guess. after that me and mysterious friend E ran off to ‘go home’ before another talk ensued. thank goodness. we sat outside the church and talked about nonsensical stuff till her dad came. the days in ACJC where i did stupid things. but i am proud about it ok! lol. bleah.
well.. thats all for now....
omgosh.. i am so tired.. my muscles are actually aching.. haha went for some SYNOD leadership camp and just returned.. if there was any single word to describe it.. it would just be B-O-R-I-N-G. it was like lectures (note the S behind lecture..) non-stop for 4 hours -jaws drop- on spiritual leadership which i am able to summarize it into 5 sentences... -.= (P.S: it isnt because my summary skills are way too 'powerful'..)
well. my week was just another week gone by.. i guess. i had to do some really shitty work.. which wasn’t enough to ruin my week but just made me.. W-E-I-R-D. i had to double check a girl's work at work.. because she screwed up badly (she did her work super fast.. for some weird reason.. and as the saying goes.. MORE HASTE LESS SPEED. it just proved to be an understatement. sigh).. and she doesn't even know that she screwed up. and i don't intend to tell her. just to keep her week nice and cheery.. but let’s just say my work is set for the next 2 weeks. -.=. sucks. o and i actually sat in a 'all-girl' work gossip session (how?. my supervisor aka ‘auntie’ was the ring leader..). and man. WOW. the things that came out. ENLIGHTENING.
yup that was how my week flew by.. made some more new friends (especially this VJC girl.. she scared the crap out of the customer by talking about RANDOM insurance stuff.. and i had to explain it nicely to them before they finally shhhhh.. omgosh i had to say it in CHINESE too...:X). yup. than friday came.. the B-O-R-I-N-G leadership camp. the stupid bus uncle cheated me of my feelings -.-.. he told me to get off at farrer park mrt station when i asked him for little india mrt station.. bus 23 uncle.. if you are reading this. THANKS. can you imagine.. me a poor boy.. exhausted from work.. had to walk back to little india.. than to tekka market. just to meet up with the youths.. pfft. o well. more exercise.
the camp started off pretty awkwardly.. well. (i don't want to say anymore.) yea. whats the coolest name you have ever seen? for me its like I-Zack. omgosh. his mum must have a Ipod fetish. this is my I-Zack he is 160 GB big.. :D. my group consisted of this youth coordinator lady.. this girl from NUS high (too smart.) and this hippy dude from... i forgot. o well. hey but with me.. :D it wasn't too long before the 'ice' was 'broken'. o yea. i was looking forward to having a nice warm bath after a day of not bathing (i just wanted to get out of my long sleeve shirt and pants.) they just had to make my day. by telling the guys that we were going to bath in cold water. using pails and water scoops. sigh. o and they provided us with a super unhealthy supper (cup noodles... at night.) but i ate 2 cups! :D. by the time i bathed it was 1 am.. was doodling around with mysterious friend D I-touch.. so cool la. but it gets boring after awhile.. so i just plugged in the earphones and listened to the music! thats when i got rekindle together with FRANZ FERDINARD.. -drums beat-..
on the second day, well.. only one game out of the entire games section was fun.. (man did i fail miserably at the bible quizzes. Gosh.. :S thats why that game sucks. BOOoooo).. well the guys were suppose to form a wall around a 'prince' and protect him from the girls (who were labelled vultures/harpies. :O). one thing i learned. DAMN are girls violent. -.-. i ended up with scratch marks on my entire forearm. one poor guy. was lifted off the ground by a whole group of girls.. although i did try to save him by playing tug-of-war with the girls. but the darn boundary was too small. (once a guy, any part of his body, crosses the boundary. he is OUT. -.-. the boundary barely 30 cm away from me...). that was the only fun part i guess. after that me and mysterious friend E ran off to ‘go home’ before another talk ensued. thank goodness. we sat outside the church and talked about nonsensical stuff till her dad came. the days in ACJC where i did stupid things. but i am proud about it ok! lol. bleah.
well.. thats all for now....
6:38 PM
Sunday, March 2, 2008
Day Twenty-Two in Captivity...
ermm.. i can't really remembered what i did.. i went to church.. listen to the youth sermon. what else arh. o yea. i got vandalised on by mysterious friend B. thanks!.. NOT. my arm. was clean and nice before it met you. my arm's nemesis. she drew on my arm just to illustrate one of her lame jokes (and damn i fell for it.. gosh.). signed up for some SYNOD youth leadership camp.. (apparently i have some leadership quality :O. haha nah. i am just going there to play around :D. if i even have enough energy left.) and i was suppose to go and eat LJS with mysterious friend L. my sugar mommy!
having a nice chat with mysterious friend R as i type out this post.. my dear secondary school monitor who flashes his hairy body during PE lessons. lol. i miss his 4 month pregnant baby.. the two of us are like fools reminiscing in the past. man.. those years. lol. those talks that we had in chinese class. about everything and ANYTHING. (and i mean everything and anything.. you get the hint. so don't ask) haha i feel so bad to the chinese teacher la. what's his name arh. CHIA CHOONG KIA? (i think i spelled his name wrongly.. but it sounds something like that.) the FIRST chinese teacher i felt so bad towards.. for not paying attention in class.. he was too darn nice and we (mysterious friend K,D,D,R,J,N,J,WJ,JW.. can't remember who else.. only remembered these few because they were the main crap-talkers) were sitting at the back.. talking about pre-marital sex. LOL and i actually remembered some funny opinions on pre-marital sex. (mysterious friend BC:"i think we should have sex before marriage.. to practice. than when we marry. our wives will be awed by our sexual powress." at least it went something along that line.. i am pretty sure.) HAHHAHAA. man. that sexually-perversed basketball.
that is just the tip of the iceberg man. hahah. get us a table.. gather all of us back. and we could go on for hours and hours and hours of childish.. nonsensical talk. right now.. the two of us will have to do by engaging in an intellectual argument that revolves around the topic of me being a liar! just for fun. :D (eh. but seriously. i seldom lie! HONESTLY. my nose isn't growing longer..) o and that blogging is gay.. which i totally agree. once again. i repeat this is not a blog. this is a WEBSITE. blogs are for gay guys. the end. some extreme opinions inforced by mysterious friend R.
o well. the conversation has yet to end.. but i am too tired to write anymore.. o o but this game is damn nice to play. a miniclip game. go and play. so cool. :D. love it. my best timing is 2 mins 16 seconds. beat that.
that's all for now..
ermm.. i can't really remembered what i did.. i went to church.. listen to the youth sermon. what else arh. o yea. i got vandalised on by mysterious friend B. thanks!.. NOT. my arm. was clean and nice before it met you. my arm's nemesis. she drew on my arm just to illustrate one of her lame jokes (and damn i fell for it.. gosh.). signed up for some SYNOD youth leadership camp.. (apparently i have some leadership quality :O. haha nah. i am just going there to play around :D. if i even have enough energy left.) and i was suppose to go and eat LJS with mysterious friend L. my sugar mommy!
having a nice chat with mysterious friend R as i type out this post.. my dear secondary school monitor who flashes his hairy body during PE lessons. lol. i miss his 4 month pregnant baby.. the two of us are like fools reminiscing in the past. man.. those years. lol. those talks that we had in chinese class. about everything and ANYTHING. (and i mean everything and anything.. you get the hint. so don't ask) haha i feel so bad to the chinese teacher la. what's his name arh. CHIA CHOONG KIA? (i think i spelled his name wrongly.. but it sounds something like that.) the FIRST chinese teacher i felt so bad towards.. for not paying attention in class.. he was too darn nice and we (mysterious friend K,D,D,R,J,N,J,WJ,JW.. can't remember who else.. only remembered these few because they were the main crap-talkers) were sitting at the back.. talking about pre-marital sex. LOL and i actually remembered some funny opinions on pre-marital sex. (mysterious friend BC:"i think we should have sex before marriage.. to practice. than when we marry. our wives will be awed by our sexual powress." at least it went something along that line.. i am pretty sure.) HAHHAHAA. man. that sexually-perversed basketball.
that is just the tip of the iceberg man. hahah. get us a table.. gather all of us back. and we could go on for hours and hours and hours of childish.. nonsensical talk. right now.. the two of us will have to do by engaging in an intellectual argument that revolves around the topic of me being a liar! just for fun. :D (eh. but seriously. i seldom lie! HONESTLY. my nose isn't growing longer..) o and that blogging is gay.. which i totally agree. once again. i repeat this is not a blog. this is a WEBSITE. blogs are for gay guys. the end. some extreme opinions inforced by mysterious friend R.
o well. the conversation has yet to end.. but i am too tired to write anymore.. o o but this game is damn nice to play. a miniclip game. go and play. so cool. :D. love it. my best timing is 2 mins 16 seconds. beat that.
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that's all for now..
11:38 PM
Saturday, March 1, 2008
Day Twenty-One in Captivity...
the weekends finally.. gosh.. my eyes could really get some rest after staring at the damn computer screen for 8 hours a day.. bleah.. i guess that's office job for you.. :O.
well.. getting on fine in my workplace.. was given a new english name by my 'mom' and 'auntie' (apparently my name is just too darn hard to pronunce -.-..). as you can see i have a 'family' at work.. AGAIN. i guess i am too much of a family guy that everyone wants to include me in the family -.-.. ermm. i have a 'mom', a 'auntie', a 'older sister' and 4 'brothers'. wow. O.. o.. and i am currently learning malay.. because my whole family consist of 1 malaysian-chinese (who can’t speak chinese.. only malay and english), me (the only chinese who is forced to take chinese calls...) and the rest being malays. :). see i am such a racially-sociable person. (i have no idea if such a term even exist. but you get the idea.).
and just so you know.. the supervisor is my 'auntie'! MUWHAHAHAH. the duration of my breaks is determined by how long i can keep my supervisor entertained. :D. which pretty much isn't too hard i must say. OWNS. the downside.. i am forced to learn malay (only the swear words though lol).. sigh. unfortunately. i have no idea how to spell it out. and also thanks to mysterious friend LX (whose english name is alex because his name is also apparently just like mine..) i am addicted to vegeterian fish.. -drools- its so nice.. beancurd fibres and seaweed..
O. and i just remembered. before i end off. there is this pressing matter i must get off my chest. WHAT ARE EARPHONES FOR? most would agree that the BASIC function of earphones is to allow one to listen to his/her music in total privacy.. creating a kind of 'personal' environment which allows you to enjoy audio sounds in a undisturbed manner.. so what the crap are the youths of singapore thinking by blasting their damn music into their ears.. i mean. i can hear the LYRICS of the song just by standing 1 m away from you. (no exaggeration.. there is this looney person at work who blasts music into her ears.). and just so you know… many youths think it’s hip to blast music into their ears.. are you MENTALLY-HANDICAPPED?.. for those people who like using earphones. please note that.. each time you use earphones.. your ability to hear.. drops. yes. it has been proved scientifically. the worst thing.. THE MUSIC SUCKS. BIG TIME. gosh.
it’s a torture to my ear.. o o. and techno music is so not for the older generations.. i saw a uncle in his 60s having a techno ringtone on his phone. and when it rang on the bus.. i was like. FREAKING TECHNO PERVERT.
that's all for now....
the weekends finally.. gosh.. my eyes could really get some rest after staring at the damn computer screen for 8 hours a day.. bleah.. i guess that's office job for you.. :O.
well.. getting on fine in my workplace.. was given a new english name by my 'mom' and 'auntie' (apparently my name is just too darn hard to pronunce -.-..). as you can see i have a 'family' at work.. AGAIN. i guess i am too much of a family guy that everyone wants to include me in the family -.-.. ermm. i have a 'mom', a 'auntie', a 'older sister' and 4 'brothers'. wow. O.. o.. and i am currently learning malay.. because my whole family consist of 1 malaysian-chinese (who can’t speak chinese.. only malay and english), me (the only chinese who is forced to take chinese calls...) and the rest being malays. :). see i am such a racially-sociable person. (i have no idea if such a term even exist. but you get the idea.).
and just so you know.. the supervisor is my 'auntie'! MUWHAHAHAH. the duration of my breaks is determined by how long i can keep my supervisor entertained. :D. which pretty much isn't too hard i must say. OWNS. the downside.. i am forced to learn malay (only the swear words though lol).. sigh. unfortunately. i have no idea how to spell it out. and also thanks to mysterious friend LX (whose english name is alex because his name is also apparently just like mine..) i am addicted to vegeterian fish.. -drools- its so nice.. beancurd fibres and seaweed..
O. and i just remembered. before i end off. there is this pressing matter i must get off my chest. WHAT ARE EARPHONES FOR? most would agree that the BASIC function of earphones is to allow one to listen to his/her music in total privacy.. creating a kind of 'personal' environment which allows you to enjoy audio sounds in a undisturbed manner.. so what the crap are the youths of singapore thinking by blasting their damn music into their ears.. i mean. i can hear the LYRICS of the song just by standing 1 m away from you. (no exaggeration.. there is this looney person at work who blasts music into her ears.). and just so you know… many youths think it’s hip to blast music into their ears.. are you MENTALLY-HANDICAPPED?.. for those people who like using earphones. please note that.. each time you use earphones.. your ability to hear.. drops. yes. it has been proved scientifically. the worst thing.. THE MUSIC SUCKS. BIG TIME. gosh.
it’s a torture to my ear.. o o. and techno music is so not for the older generations.. i saw a uncle in his 60s having a techno ringtone on his phone. and when it rang on the bus.. i was like. FREAKING TECHNO PERVERT.
that's all for now....
10:38 PM