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8:59 AM
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Day Eighty-One in Captivity…
This is another back-dated post. I sincerely apologize to those who are addicted to reading my WEBSITE posts. And yes even if you refuse to admit to that statement.. you are still reading this.. so too bad :D. there are more people reading my website than I expected. O well..
Well.. I have no inspirations to write posts ( i am an eccentric writer! haha you wish).. It’s a “a-lot to write but too-lazy to write” scenario, which causes the delay in updating of the posts.. :S haha. O and also not to forget that little element of memory loss. I can’t seem to remember things very well… since like.. I have no idea. I forgot.. :(. Bleah.
On the topic of memory-loss.. and related stuff.. School has started for me (school = memory-loss and other memory-loss related activity)… its NO LONGER holidays for me.. MY HOLIDAYS HAVE ENDED.. so please if you are reading this.. do stop smsing me.. saying that its my holiday therefore i should go out with you people.. well.. my time-table is pretty screwed.. its not like the previous year.. we had so many breaks :D. awesome breaks meant for one activity and only one. ;). class-bonding. Haha ok moving on.. I am actually quite psyched that school has started... for all who haven’t or never worked in your entire life before (i was once like that! awesome..) trust me when I say that STUDIES > work. i, personally would rather stare at my friend’s face for 12 hours and talk nonsensical crap (really.. really nonsensical crap which i will be writing about it soon..) than to stare at that dreaded machine (you know the one you are staring at now… brain-juice sucking monster…) for 8 hours..
O.. and a lot of people are learning to drive! SEXY.. (although Singapore drivers = trashy drunkards who have one eye close and one hand tied to their foot when driving.. sorry to offend anyone but...).. that means more free rides around the campus! Right mysterious friend K, MW, AF and E. if not arh.. I scratch your car.. :D. awesome.. its pretty amazing to know that once you pass your driving test.. you become more practical when choosing a car to buy.. o I carried out tests on a few of you people just to clarify this point! (if I asked you this : “if you have 500k what car would you buy?”.. you have been tested. :)) but I am still going to delude myself and get myself a sexy BMW mini cooper, a Lamborghini Reventon (mega-sexy car), a Mitsuoka Orochi and just for fun a 1967 Ford Mustang (just to make loud noises at you. :P) even after I pass the driving test.. now all you typical Singaporean drivers watch out.. if I am in the right of way.. and you so happen to be that little drunkard doing some funny stunts.. I am going to crash my car into yours.. claim insurance and file for the loss of transportation :P and earn some money while watching your wrecked car go up in flames.. (now I ain’t so bad.. I will help you put out the fire with a fire extinguisher stored in my boot.. after which I will bill it to you :D. AWESOME.)
Sexy Lamborghini Reventon.. (the guy at the backdrop just spoils the picture of the car..)
Stylish Mitsuoka Orochi.. (nice and unique design..)
Strong 1967 Ford Mustang.. (not for the faint hearted..)
Falling back to reality... if you think that I am a car fanatic.. you are pretty wrong.. these informations are just stuck at the back of my head.. I can’t get it out! Bleah.. o and I guess this kind of allows me not to be so ‘lost’ when people start talking about cars. and also if you noticed.. i don't really like porsche and ferrari.. its too common.. bleah.
well.. that’s all for now..
This is another back-dated post. I sincerely apologize to those who are addicted to reading my WEBSITE posts. And yes even if you refuse to admit to that statement.. you are still reading this.. so too bad :D. there are more people reading my website than I expected. O well..
Well.. I have no inspirations to write posts ( i am an eccentric writer! haha you wish).. It’s a “a-lot to write but too-lazy to write” scenario, which causes the delay in updating of the posts.. :S haha. O and also not to forget that little element of memory loss. I can’t seem to remember things very well… since like.. I have no idea. I forgot.. :(. Bleah.
On the topic of memory-loss.. and related stuff.. School has started for me (school = memory-loss and other memory-loss related activity)… its NO LONGER holidays for me.. MY HOLIDAYS HAVE ENDED.. so please if you are reading this.. do stop smsing me.. saying that its my holiday therefore i should go out with you people.. well.. my time-table is pretty screwed.. its not like the previous year.. we had so many breaks :D. awesome breaks meant for one activity and only one. ;). class-bonding. Haha ok moving on.. I am actually quite psyched that school has started... for all who haven’t or never worked in your entire life before (i was once like that! awesome..) trust me when I say that STUDIES > work. i, personally would rather stare at my friend’s face for 12 hours and talk nonsensical crap (really.. really nonsensical crap which i will be writing about it soon..) than to stare at that dreaded machine (you know the one you are staring at now… brain-juice sucking monster…) for 8 hours..
O.. and a lot of people are learning to drive! SEXY.. (although Singapore drivers = trashy drunkards who have one eye close and one hand tied to their foot when driving.. sorry to offend anyone but...).. that means more free rides around the campus! Right mysterious friend K, MW, AF and E. if not arh.. I scratch your car.. :D. awesome.. its pretty amazing to know that once you pass your driving test.. you become more practical when choosing a car to buy.. o I carried out tests on a few of you people just to clarify this point! (if I asked you this : “if you have 500k what car would you buy?”.. you have been tested. :)) but I am still going to delude myself and get myself a sexy BMW mini cooper, a Lamborghini Reventon (mega-sexy car), a Mitsuoka Orochi and just for fun a 1967 Ford Mustang (just to make loud noises at you. :P) even after I pass the driving test.. now all you typical Singaporean drivers watch out.. if I am in the right of way.. and you so happen to be that little drunkard doing some funny stunts.. I am going to crash my car into yours.. claim insurance and file for the loss of transportation :P and earn some money while watching your wrecked car go up in flames.. (now I ain’t so bad.. I will help you put out the fire with a fire extinguisher stored in my boot.. after which I will bill it to you :D. AWESOME.)
Sexy Lamborghini Reventon.. (the guy at the backdrop just spoils the picture of the car..)
Stylish Mitsuoka Orochi.. (nice and unique design..)
Strong 1967 Ford Mustang.. (not for the faint hearted..)
Falling back to reality... if you think that I am a car fanatic.. you are pretty wrong.. these informations are just stuck at the back of my head.. I can’t get it out! Bleah.. o and I guess this kind of allows me not to be so ‘lost’ when people start talking about cars. and also if you noticed.. i don't really like porsche and ferrari.. its too common.. bleah.
well.. that’s all for now..
6:38 PM
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Day Sixty-Three in Captivity..
super-mega post. with photos ;)
haha another backdated post. so sorry. :) this post was meant for a saturday.. the saturday which i went back to work.. :O. i can't believe i did that anyway (saturday mornings are just so meant for sleeping in! and it rained! perfect weather.. before going out in the afternoon!).. well theoretical yesterday was suppose to be my last day.. friday was when i officially terminated my work contract.! and say bye-bye to everyone! but noooooo…. fate decided to add an evil twist to my working life..
to make a long story short...
at 5.29 p.m when i was about to clock off from work (in fact i did).. my manager caught me!.. at the eleventh hour.. (if there was anything more than the eleventh hour.. it would be the eleventh hour and the fifty-ninth minute).. and asked me to do OT (overtime) she even called me cute and handsome ;) which made me pleasantly happy.. but YA. MAIN POINT: OVERTIME = BAD. OVERTIME ON LAST DAY = SUPER DUPER BAD :O. bleah. friday night fever poof-ed away in an instant.. thank goodness my other colleagues persuaded her to let me come back on saturday (which i didn't know if it was a good thing or not...)
anyway this post is dedicated to my last day! (FRIDAY. Ka-pish). went to office 45 minutes earlier like usual.. to SLEEP! :D. haha anyway.. i was surfing the net during my breaktime around 10.30 a.m when my internet browser got LOCKED. the freaking IT department caught me surfing the net.. :S. and a report was generated and sent to the manager.. (arh.. crappy) on top of that mysterious friend T, S, and D decided to be really E-V-I-L and bluff me. they said that my day's pay would be deducted by half.. -.=. i actually believed them and ran around asking the permanent staff (my second 'mom' mysterious colleague N) if i could take half a day off.. logic being that since my pay was getting cutted it was equivalent to like a half day off? but Noooo... SHE BLUFFED ME too. whao lao. she scared me by telling me that if i took half a day off.. the pay gets cut by 3/4.. omgosh.. they only told me the truth at like 3.30 p.m :S. 5 hours of torment..
well all in all.. this temporary job gave me quite a experience.. especially in customer service industry since i did alot of callings.. and answerings people desperate cries of help.. nah just kidding. :D. (i have no clear description of my job.. rememeber?) some stuff i learned...
when calling a company up..
GOLDEN RULE #1: the guy who picks up the phone on behalf of the company wishes to put down the phone ASAP.. he has a dozen of phone calls to make/take.. so just get to the point.. in a nice manner.
GOLDEN RULE #2: if you as a customer gets pissed at the company and vent your anger at the guy who picks up the phone.. you are so going to get cursed at by the whole office when the conversation ends. (word of bad-tempered customers spread around faster than gossips do..)
tadah! so try to avoid those stuff.. although if you get people like me! :) count yourself lucky! eh really! i have a customer who called me 3 days consecutively for 20 minutes each just to chat with me... asking me what i wanted to be.. where i wanted to work in after i quit (because i told him i was quitting on FRIDAY as he wanted to call me again on MONDAY.).. nice fella though.. ;). o and my customers actually remember my name! i am so proud of that man.. gosh.. normally when customers call back they would be like can i speak to MR./MS. -insert surname here-.. my customers call me back and say my NAME! woot!.. although there are really some black sheeps(CUSTOMERS) out there.. who just wants to ruin your day.. ok enough!
well mysterious friend H took some photos and sent it to me for remembrance.. so i decided to post it up.. as a way of saying thanks and showing how much i appreciate it!
thats me and mysterious friend H! haha she is my fourth 'wife' ;). how it started.. read on.. haha. thanks for the photos.
my hi-five and POLE buddy! mysterious friend T who was involved in bluffing me.. humpf..
haha the people sitting around me! mysterious friend T, me, mysterious friend S and mysterious friend D. (L-R. Clockwise.). the bunch of crappers.
/ haha my last and third 'wives'. the supervisor was mean and held them after work! so i didnt get a chance to take photos with them humpf!
me and my first 'wife'! she was the one who started the whole 'wifey' thingy.. it went.. one morning (can't remember which morning).. i noticed that she was tired.. (i used to be sitting opposite her).. being nice.. i asked her if she went clubbing last night! reason being that she stayed out last night! and she said YES. after which she started to laugh.. (by this time i was lost.).. and she told my other colleagues (which are my respective 'wives' in malay) that she heard me asking her if she wanted to Ka-Wing with me (i think thats how you spell it in malay.. Ka-Wing in malay = Marriage.. i have no idea how clubbing became Ka-wing. but ya).. lastly she told me about it in english after everyone was laughing.. and i was like.. WHY DID YOU EVEN SAY YES IF YOU HEARD ME ASKING YOU TO MARRY ME?! and we spent a whole hour.. laughing at this LOUDLY.. and one by one the rest followed and be my 'wives'.
my sexy e-bu (translation: mother)! who wanted to make nasi briyani for my wedding... -.-. o well. o she is my 'supervisor' also. amacammmmm.. jammbu. (i think that's 'whats up babe' in malay..)
haha ermm me and three of my wives.. (L-R) mysterious friend SA(first 'wife'), mysterious friend H(fourth 'wife') and mysterious HID(third 'wife').. followed by me!
group photo! it's abit hard to describe.. haha :S.
me and my fifth wife! haha mysterious friend F. she sat beside me for a period of time.. and man. does she has nice wheat biscuits.. awesome.. in short i don't need to take breakfast before going to work.. i have my breakfast at work! :D
me and my third wife! haha mysterious friend HID. ;) some guy in the office likes her! haha and i know who he is! i was actually teasing him about it.! o yea.. mysterious friend HID is like doraemon.. her bag is a never ending 7-eleven snack store.. i kept eating her AWESOME (really awesomely nice) snacks..
haha me and my 'wives'. ahah in case you don't know.. i cant touch any of them.. because they wear the 'tudong' which is a symbol of faith! haah its taboo to touch them! unless you're their immediate family. or maybe just family members.
haha well.. i decided to publish this photo because i felt kind of bad.. towards the girl! (mysterious girl SY) haha i enjoy teasing and joking with her! because she is darn slow.. it takes a whole 5 mins for her to finally start laughing at a joke.. after everyone stop laughing! haha which makes everyone laugh again ;).
me fooling around with the manager cubicle ;D. haha i was posing as if i was the manager.. weeeee!
ok thats all... no more photos.. actually there is somemore.. but i am just too lazy to post more up :D.. haha. anyway before i end off. i would just like to say this to my colleagues. it's been my pleasure solely to be able to get to know you guys.. crap around and joke with you guys.. haha thanks for letting me get to know you ;)..
well.. thats all for now....
super-mega post. with photos ;)
haha another backdated post. so sorry. :) this post was meant for a saturday.. the saturday which i went back to work.. :O. i can't believe i did that anyway (saturday mornings are just so meant for sleeping in! and it rained! perfect weather.. before going out in the afternoon!).. well theoretical yesterday was suppose to be my last day.. friday was when i officially terminated my work contract.! and say bye-bye to everyone! but noooooo…. fate decided to add an evil twist to my working life..
to make a long story short...
at 5.29 p.m when i was about to clock off from work (in fact i did).. my manager caught me!.. at the eleventh hour.. (if there was anything more than the eleventh hour.. it would be the eleventh hour and the fifty-ninth minute).. and asked me to do OT (overtime) she even called me cute and handsome ;) which made me pleasantly happy.. but YA. MAIN POINT: OVERTIME = BAD. OVERTIME ON LAST DAY = SUPER DUPER BAD :O. bleah. friday night fever poof-ed away in an instant.. thank goodness my other colleagues persuaded her to let me come back on saturday (which i didn't know if it was a good thing or not...)
anyway this post is dedicated to my last day! (FRIDAY. Ka-pish). went to office 45 minutes earlier like usual.. to SLEEP! :D. haha anyway.. i was surfing the net during my breaktime around 10.30 a.m when my internet browser got LOCKED. the freaking IT department caught me surfing the net.. :S. and a report was generated and sent to the manager.. (arh.. crappy) on top of that mysterious friend T, S, and D decided to be really E-V-I-L and bluff me. they said that my day's pay would be deducted by half.. -.=. i actually believed them and ran around asking the permanent staff (my second 'mom' mysterious colleague N) if i could take half a day off.. logic being that since my pay was getting cutted it was equivalent to like a half day off? but Noooo... SHE BLUFFED ME too. whao lao. she scared me by telling me that if i took half a day off.. the pay gets cut by 3/4.. omgosh.. they only told me the truth at like 3.30 p.m :S. 5 hours of torment..
well all in all.. this temporary job gave me quite a experience.. especially in customer service industry since i did alot of callings.. and answerings people desperate cries of help.. nah just kidding. :D. (i have no clear description of my job.. rememeber?) some stuff i learned...
when calling a company up..
GOLDEN RULE #1: the guy who picks up the phone on behalf of the company wishes to put down the phone ASAP.. he has a dozen of phone calls to make/take.. so just get to the point.. in a nice manner.
GOLDEN RULE #2: if you as a customer gets pissed at the company and vent your anger at the guy who picks up the phone.. you are so going to get cursed at by the whole office when the conversation ends. (word of bad-tempered customers spread around faster than gossips do..)
tadah! so try to avoid those stuff.. although if you get people like me! :) count yourself lucky! eh really! i have a customer who called me 3 days consecutively for 20 minutes each just to chat with me... asking me what i wanted to be.. where i wanted to work in after i quit (because i told him i was quitting on FRIDAY as he wanted to call me again on MONDAY.).. nice fella though.. ;). o and my customers actually remember my name! i am so proud of that man.. gosh.. normally when customers call back they would be like can i speak to MR./MS. -insert surname here-.. my customers call me back and say my NAME! woot!.. although there are really some black sheeps(CUSTOMERS) out there.. who just wants to ruin your day.. ok enough!
well mysterious friend H took some photos and sent it to me for remembrance.. so i decided to post it up.. as a way of saying thanks and showing how much i appreciate it!
thats me and mysterious friend H! haha she is my fourth 'wife' ;). how it started.. read on.. haha. thanks for the photos.
my hi-five and POLE buddy! mysterious friend T who was involved in bluffing me.. humpf..
haha the people sitting around me! mysterious friend T, me, mysterious friend S and mysterious friend D. (L-R. Clockwise.). the bunch of crappers.
/ haha my last and third 'wives'. the supervisor was mean and held them after work! so i didnt get a chance to take photos with them humpf!
me and my first 'wife'! she was the one who started the whole 'wifey' thingy.. it went.. one morning (can't remember which morning).. i noticed that she was tired.. (i used to be sitting opposite her).. being nice.. i asked her if she went clubbing last night! reason being that she stayed out last night! and she said YES. after which she started to laugh.. (by this time i was lost.).. and she told my other colleagues (which are my respective 'wives' in malay) that she heard me asking her if she wanted to Ka-Wing with me (i think thats how you spell it in malay.. Ka-Wing in malay = Marriage.. i have no idea how clubbing became Ka-wing. but ya).. lastly she told me about it in english after everyone was laughing.. and i was like.. WHY DID YOU EVEN SAY YES IF YOU HEARD ME ASKING YOU TO MARRY ME?! and we spent a whole hour.. laughing at this LOUDLY.. and one by one the rest followed and be my 'wives'.
my sexy e-bu (translation: mother)! who wanted to make nasi briyani for my wedding... -.-. o well. o she is my 'supervisor' also. amacammmmm.. jammbu. (i think that's 'whats up babe' in malay..)
haha ermm me and three of my wives.. (L-R) mysterious friend SA(first 'wife'), mysterious friend H(fourth 'wife') and mysterious HID(third 'wife').. followed by me!
group photo! it's abit hard to describe.. haha :S.
me and my fifth wife! haha mysterious friend F. she sat beside me for a period of time.. and man. does she has nice wheat biscuits.. awesome.. in short i don't need to take breakfast before going to work.. i have my breakfast at work! :D
me and my third wife! haha mysterious friend HID. ;) some guy in the office likes her! haha and i know who he is! i was actually teasing him about it.! o yea.. mysterious friend HID is like doraemon.. her bag is a never ending 7-eleven snack store.. i kept eating her AWESOME (really awesomely nice) snacks..
haha me and my 'wives'. ahah in case you don't know.. i cant touch any of them.. because they wear the 'tudong' which is a symbol of faith! haah its taboo to touch them! unless you're their immediate family. or maybe just family members.
haha well.. i decided to publish this photo because i felt kind of bad.. towards the girl! (mysterious girl SY) haha i enjoy teasing and joking with her! because she is darn slow.. it takes a whole 5 mins for her to finally start laughing at a joke.. after everyone stop laughing! haha which makes everyone laugh again ;).
me fooling around with the manager cubicle ;D. haha i was posing as if i was the manager.. weeeee!ok thats all... no more photos.. actually there is somemore.. but i am just too lazy to post more up :D.. haha. anyway before i end off. i would just like to say this to my colleagues. it's been my pleasure solely to be able to get to know you guys.. crap around and joke with you guys.. haha thanks for letting me get to know you ;)..
well.. thats all for now....
8:38 PM
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Day Fifty in Captivity...
ok major back-dating of posts coming up.. sigh.. i am sorry that i haven't been posting on time.. because.. i am really tired. so sleep is kind of a high-priority task for me to undertake you know..
let me recollect.. ok if i am not wrong this was a sunday! the fifth sunday of march.. as such, my church normally holds a 'major' gaming event :D. haha well.. the event was called 'No Sweat' (and it so happens that the weather was hot and humid.. o such beautiful irony. :P) kudos to the 16 years old who organized it! (don't think i don't know.. you are trying to copy my Amazing Race right ;) but keep up the good work) haha
being an 'over-aged' youth (i am so not over-age.. people still say i look 2 years younger than what i am!) i was suppose to facilitate.. but because of some family matters (cyberspace is too public to write too much.. so for those of you who think my WEBSITE is an accurate measure of my life think again.. i am just bored.) i couldn't attend the full length of the event and had to leave half way. so i decided to just follow mysterious friend B's group around.. o that hyperactive girl.. she kept slapping my face continuously.. (i guess my cheeks are just so darn irresistible ^^) haha and i was teasing her about something which i don't think it would be very nice to publish it up. (insider's joke) o and just before i move on.. i gotta say this. her complexion is freaking awesome.. i was poking her cheeks too.. its like so soft and smooth.. like TOFU (translation: beancurd). -pokes-
yup moving on.. we went to Singapore art museum than where arh.. wesley right? and onto fort canning park.. :). haha and while walking i actually realized that there was another new girl so i went to disturb her :D. and that's when she told me that she has been in the youth for over a year.. (ohmygosh.. i didn't even notice her.. but i couldn't bear to tell her that.) and she was confusing me with her age.. i think it was done on purpose.. E-V-I-L. anyway i met mysterious friend D at fort canning.. i couldn't remember his name at all.. so the conversation went something like that...
Chimp-pan-zee: Hi!
Mysterious Friend D: Hi!
-awakard silence while the both of us struggle to remember each other names..-
Mysterious Friend D: You're WY! from Barker!
-at this point.. i still couldn't remember his name :S.. so i did the smartest thing-
Chimp-pan-zee: Yea! and you are?
Mysterious Friend D: D!
well just a note.. i can't remember names really well.. i only can remember faces.. but you know sometimes a person just have a 'complicated' face (no offense) that you can't even remember his/her face :S. o well.. i am sorry.
ok the rest of the day is censored off because it's too private (it's also the reason why i couldn't stay for the entire length of the event.).. and i don't know who is going to read this post... so yup.. too bad. :D. sorry. you can try asking me online.. but i might not tell you ;).
well.. thats all for now...
ok major back-dating of posts coming up.. sigh.. i am sorry that i haven't been posting on time.. because.. i am really tired. so sleep is kind of a high-priority task for me to undertake you know..
let me recollect.. ok if i am not wrong this was a sunday! the fifth sunday of march.. as such, my church normally holds a 'major' gaming event :D. haha well.. the event was called 'No Sweat' (and it so happens that the weather was hot and humid.. o such beautiful irony. :P) kudos to the 16 years old who organized it! (don't think i don't know.. you are trying to copy my Amazing Race right ;) but keep up the good work) haha
being an 'over-aged' youth (i am so not over-age.. people still say i look 2 years younger than what i am!) i was suppose to facilitate.. but because of some family matters (cyberspace is too public to write too much.. so for those of you who think my WEBSITE is an accurate measure of my life think again.. i am just bored.) i couldn't attend the full length of the event and had to leave half way. so i decided to just follow mysterious friend B's group around.. o that hyperactive girl.. she kept slapping my face continuously.. (i guess my cheeks are just so darn irresistible ^^) haha and i was teasing her about something which i don't think it would be very nice to publish it up. (insider's joke) o and just before i move on.. i gotta say this. her complexion is freaking awesome.. i was poking her cheeks too.. its like so soft and smooth.. like TOFU (translation: beancurd). -pokes-
yup moving on.. we went to Singapore art museum than where arh.. wesley right? and onto fort canning park.. :). haha and while walking i actually realized that there was another new girl so i went to disturb her :D. and that's when she told me that she has been in the youth for over a year.. (ohmygosh.. i didn't even notice her.. but i couldn't bear to tell her that.) and she was confusing me with her age.. i think it was done on purpose.. E-V-I-L. anyway i met mysterious friend D at fort canning.. i couldn't remember his name at all.. so the conversation went something like that...
Chimp-pan-zee: Hi!
Mysterious Friend D: Hi!
-awakard silence while the both of us struggle to remember each other names..-
Mysterious Friend D: You're WY! from Barker!
-at this point.. i still couldn't remember his name :S.. so i did the smartest thing-
Chimp-pan-zee: Yea! and you are?
Mysterious Friend D: D!
well just a note.. i can't remember names really well.. i only can remember faces.. but you know sometimes a person just have a 'complicated' face (no offense) that you can't even remember his/her face :S. o well.. i am sorry.
ok the rest of the day is censored off because it's too private (it's also the reason why i couldn't stay for the entire length of the event.).. and i don't know who is going to read this post... so yup.. too bad. :D. sorry. you can try asking me online.. but i might not tell you ;).
well.. thats all for now...
4:38 PM
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Day Forty-Nine in Captivity...
this week has been super scary... my gay supervisor.. started coming onto me.. D: (maybe he was just trying to befriend me). haha for those of you who don't already know... mysterious friend S and i saw him smacking one of my friend's ass.. ok. let me rephrase it... in between his ass. now don't you see what scares me.. gosh..
i mean.. initially he didn't really liked me.. (i have no idea why.. but yea i was cool with it..) now... he keeps trying to talk to me.. standing behind me without me knowing.. and because my seat is so damn near to the printer which he uses.. :O. it gives him the perfect excuse.. omgosh.. what must i do to protect this ass of mine. i mean literally.. will wearing 2 pairs of underwear work? i doubt so. i need a titantium plated pants. and in 2 days time.. i am going to see him.. just the thought of it.. gives me goosebumps. let me describe to you what i think will happen everytime he walk towards me..
i begin to imagine a bulge in his pants.. and because he is relatively taller than me.. when he stands and i am sitting down.. his -ahems- is pretty much at my headlevel. if he was to "trip" and fall.. guess what.. i won't say it.. i can't bare to say it. i don't want to say it. sigh.. maybe i am just over-imagining.. (chances are... i am not..). i guess i am being mean.. but it is really scary.. no guy has ever come onto me in this manner. i hope i am just being paranoid.
and please i am straight. definitely. i like girls. ladies. women. the whole she-bangs.
that's all for now...
this week has been super scary... my gay supervisor.. started coming onto me.. D: (maybe he was just trying to befriend me). haha for those of you who don't already know... mysterious friend S and i saw him smacking one of my friend's ass.. ok. let me rephrase it... in between his ass. now don't you see what scares me.. gosh..
i mean.. initially he didn't really liked me.. (i have no idea why.. but yea i was cool with it..) now... he keeps trying to talk to me.. standing behind me without me knowing.. and because my seat is so damn near to the printer which he uses.. :O. it gives him the perfect excuse.. omgosh.. what must i do to protect this ass of mine. i mean literally.. will wearing 2 pairs of underwear work? i doubt so. i need a titantium plated pants. and in 2 days time.. i am going to see him.. just the thought of it.. gives me goosebumps. let me describe to you what i think will happen everytime he walk towards me..
i begin to imagine a bulge in his pants.. and because he is relatively taller than me.. when he stands and i am sitting down.. his -ahems- is pretty much at my headlevel. if he was to "trip" and fall.. guess what.. i won't say it.. i can't bare to say it. i don't want to say it. sigh.. maybe i am just over-imagining.. (chances are... i am not..). i guess i am being mean.. but it is really scary.. no guy has ever come onto me in this manner. i hope i am just being paranoid.
and please i am straight. definitely. i like girls. ladies. women. the whole she-bangs.
that's all for now...
10:38 PM
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Day Forty-Two in Captivity..
well.. ok i am officially exhausted. ka-pish. (i have no idea what that means but ka-pish). and now.. i am going to backdate all my posts because i have been receiving complains that i haven't been updating my WEBSITE on time.. (thanks arh.. mysterious friend H & G). so here it is. to them! the dynamic duo.
let me recall what i did on this day. ah. i remember. like every normal weekend since i started working… i woke up pretty late to meet mysterious friend K just to travel around Singapore in search for cheap PSP deals. (i have no idea why he followed me.. why did you follow me huh mysterious friend K?). for those of you who don't already know. i have decided on getting a PSP. ^^. reason being.... I LIKE IT. too bad if it isn’t a logical reasoning.. sometimes you just don’t need to be logical.
several pleasant things happened to me this week i guess. (some of which will be censored out so.. nah nah ni boo boo :)) hahah what was interestingly refreshing was that i was told that my personality was pretty addictive. :O. at that moment.. pigs could fly. although it makes me sound like a drug.. but... ^^. thanks mysterious friend F. (she sits beside me during work :)). o and i just made more new friends at work due to the ITE attachment! tadah. more crap-talkers!
moving on. i went to a Young Adult Ministry BBQ (some church thingy thingy). armed with only my trusty, bullet-proof wallet (for those of you who have seen my wallet you will understand!) and my sturdy, ancient mobile phone... i battled against the torrential rain.. which by the way had to rain while i was walking to the house. so i ended up all drenched and stuff.. i wasn’t being EMOtional.. (i hate that word.. EMO.. whoever who came up with that crap.. ought to be dragged onto the streets and shot. he/she was being just plain stupid and lazy to write the TIONAL part behind EMO) -.-". had an intellectual debate with mysterious friend D. was pretty pleasant and enlightening.. ^^. o and i was educated on the theory that parallel lines meet at the point of infinity! (need some explanation? ask me.) but than again.. isn't a parallel line define also as a 2 lines which are at 90 degrees AND at a uniform distance apart? so how than can they meet. mysterious friend D?
did some bbq-ing (i mean.. its a bbq..).. prawns.. chicken wings.. the whole she-bangs. bleah. but like any normal bbq... the wait was Loonnngggg.. D:. thank goodness for the company though. mysterious L,C and A. haha. pretty entertaining.. the 4 of us just sat there and started talking.. which lead to us crapping… and we started thinking for who knows whatever reason.. what we will be 20 years down the road... omgosh. what the crap.
ok i really gotta go and do some stuff... that’s all for now....
well.. ok i am officially exhausted. ka-pish. (i have no idea what that means but ka-pish). and now.. i am going to backdate all my posts because i have been receiving complains that i haven't been updating my WEBSITE on time.. (thanks arh.. mysterious friend H & G). so here it is. to them! the dynamic duo.
let me recall what i did on this day. ah. i remember. like every normal weekend since i started working… i woke up pretty late to meet mysterious friend K just to travel around Singapore in search for cheap PSP deals. (i have no idea why he followed me.. why did you follow me huh mysterious friend K?). for those of you who don't already know. i have decided on getting a PSP. ^^. reason being.... I LIKE IT. too bad if it isn’t a logical reasoning.. sometimes you just don’t need to be logical.
several pleasant things happened to me this week i guess. (some of which will be censored out so.. nah nah ni boo boo :)) hahah what was interestingly refreshing was that i was told that my personality was pretty addictive. :O. at that moment.. pigs could fly. although it makes me sound like a drug.. but... ^^. thanks mysterious friend F. (she sits beside me during work :)). o and i just made more new friends at work due to the ITE attachment! tadah. more crap-talkers!
moving on. i went to a Young Adult Ministry BBQ (some church thingy thingy). armed with only my trusty, bullet-proof wallet (for those of you who have seen my wallet you will understand!) and my sturdy, ancient mobile phone... i battled against the torrential rain.. which by the way had to rain while i was walking to the house. so i ended up all drenched and stuff.. i wasn’t being EMOtional.. (i hate that word.. EMO.. whoever who came up with that crap.. ought to be dragged onto the streets and shot. he/she was being just plain stupid and lazy to write the TIONAL part behind EMO) -.-". had an intellectual debate with mysterious friend D. was pretty pleasant and enlightening.. ^^. o and i was educated on the theory that parallel lines meet at the point of infinity! (need some explanation? ask me.) but than again.. isn't a parallel line define also as a 2 lines which are at 90 degrees AND at a uniform distance apart? so how than can they meet. mysterious friend D?
did some bbq-ing (i mean.. its a bbq..).. prawns.. chicken wings.. the whole she-bangs. bleah. but like any normal bbq... the wait was Loonnngggg.. D:. thank goodness for the company though. mysterious L,C and A. haha. pretty entertaining.. the 4 of us just sat there and started talking.. which lead to us crapping… and we started thinking for who knows whatever reason.. what we will be 20 years down the road... omgosh. what the crap.
ok i really gotta go and do some stuff... that’s all for now....
11:38 PM
Friday, March 21, 2008
Day Forty-One in Captivity...
bleah. today is good friday. being a Christian, i believe that this is the day where Jesus Christ died for us. nothing funny. :S. went to singapore expo hall 3 for EASTER CONVENTION! the service was awesome.. really liked the orchestral pieces played by the string ensemble and sang by the choir... who had angelical voices. if only there was a replay button! :D. i would be pressing it over and over again. till the remote explodes? (yup.. or till the vocal cords of the choir… -ahems- but i decided to not be evil and listen to it once.)
well.. i remembered being asked what is good friday all about during work by mysterious friend K. and i kind of feel bad that i told him to "BUAT KERJA!" (translation: do work!) instead of spending some time explaining it to him.. haha i guess my over-eagerness to grasp malay made me say it.. (hey.. i couldn't explain it to him in malay! not that proficient.. and i needed to practice my malay).. so here i am.. going to quote something ever so familiar, which i think summarizes (abit only! for more questions.. you may ask me. but i just hope that i have the ability to answer your enquiries.. for more advanced questions please pray.) what good friday is all about..
Apostle Creed..
I believe in God, the Father almighty,
creator of heaven and earth.
and in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord.
who was conceived by the power of the Holy Spirit
born of the Virgin Mary.
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried.
He descended into hell.
On the third day he rose again from the dead.
He ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand
of God the Father Almighty.
From thence he shall come again to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the holy catholic Church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting.
Amen.
The important part to take note as Christians (ermm this may vary as this is my own personal perception. so don't mind) is that Jesus died for us.. to redeem us from our sins. well.. the sad part for me is... i know all about these. but darn do i keep sinning.. sigh. MEGA-LY GUILTY. Bleah.. well dumbo mysterious friend A went for church service at 10.30 AM. when the service was at 9.00 AM. ^^. she got to see everyone leaving! ;). a new way of looking at a church service!
well.. for non-christians reading this post.. i must insist on something.. CATHOLISM and CHRISTIANITY are 2 different thingys. (the way the service is conducted is pretty different too.. go check it out!) its been clearly divided and acknowledged. than what is the main difference? catholics worshipped mother mary.. whereas Christians worship God. ^^ so don't you categorized me wrongly!
that's all for now....
bleah. today is good friday. being a Christian, i believe that this is the day where Jesus Christ died for us. nothing funny. :S. went to singapore expo hall 3 for EASTER CONVENTION! the service was awesome.. really liked the orchestral pieces played by the string ensemble and sang by the choir... who had angelical voices. if only there was a replay button! :D. i would be pressing it over and over again. till the remote explodes? (yup.. or till the vocal cords of the choir… -ahems- but i decided to not be evil and listen to it once.)
well.. i remembered being asked what is good friday all about during work by mysterious friend K. and i kind of feel bad that i told him to "BUAT KERJA!" (translation: do work!) instead of spending some time explaining it to him.. haha i guess my over-eagerness to grasp malay made me say it.. (hey.. i couldn't explain it to him in malay! not that proficient.. and i needed to practice my malay).. so here i am.. going to quote something ever so familiar, which i think summarizes (abit only! for more questions.. you may ask me. but i just hope that i have the ability to answer your enquiries.. for more advanced questions please pray.) what good friday is all about..
Apostle Creed..
I believe in God, the Father almighty,
creator of heaven and earth.
and in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord.
who was conceived by the power of the Holy Spirit
born of the Virgin Mary.
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried.
He descended into hell.
On the third day he rose again from the dead.
He ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand
of God the Father Almighty.
From thence he shall come again to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the holy catholic Church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting.
Amen.
The important part to take note as Christians (ermm this may vary as this is my own personal perception. so don't mind) is that Jesus died for us.. to redeem us from our sins. well.. the sad part for me is... i know all about these. but darn do i keep sinning.. sigh. MEGA-LY GUILTY. Bleah.. well dumbo mysterious friend A went for church service at 10.30 AM. when the service was at 9.00 AM. ^^. she got to see everyone leaving! ;). a new way of looking at a church service!
well.. for non-christians reading this post.. i must insist on something.. CATHOLISM and CHRISTIANITY are 2 different thingys. (the way the service is conducted is pretty different too.. go check it out!) its been clearly divided and acknowledged. than what is the main difference? catholics worshipped mother mary.. whereas Christians worship God. ^^ so don't you categorized me wrongly!
that's all for now....
8:38 PM