Sunday, February 24, 2008
Day Fifteen in Captivity.....
like any normal sunday... i went to church :D to listen to the sermon in the main service! (the sermon was good ;)) haha afterwhich... my parents brought us to eat dim sum again.. thank goodness i didn't have to wait for like 2 freaking hours to just place the order... (i think that event left a mental scar on me..) bleah. it took us 6 minutes to order inclusive of finding a seat which took approximately 2 minutes LOL. compared to 2 hours.. that is one hell lot of a difference.. o and it took us 2 minutes at max. to foot the bill :O.. now this is what i call good customer service :) lol.
after slipping into deep slumber for about 2 hours.. my dad came and woke me up. darn it. i could easily sleep for like 6 more hours :(. well.. you see.. its kind of my father's father's brother's son's daugther birthday.. (lets see you figure out what her daughter is to me :P). well. basically i am her uncle in short lol. went to ALOHA LOYANG to wish her.. her happy FIRST birthday! she is extremely adorable. (extremely naughty.. according to my cousin) man... was parking in ALOHA LOYANG disgusting.. let me sum up the parking conditions in one sentence.. they have too MANY darn chalets and too LITTLE darn carpark.. mmm.. and the roads are so narrow. and the chalet.. is pretty disgusting.. thank goodness i didn't pick it for the Amazing Race.. (erm. i kind of organized an event called Get Lost Amazing Race 07 for my church last year.. now if you want a kickass chalet of some decent standard.. please go to either NTUC's chalets or National Service Chalet and Country Club, NSCC in short..). bleah. ALOHA LOYANG. *pukes*
o o.. after playing with my niece for awhile (extremely fun.. she likes licking my fingers..) my dad brought me to JALAN KAYU to eat the all-famous roti prata.. Y-U-M-M-Y. (P.S: please do not go to the wrong prata store.. the authentic prata shop is called Thaesevi Prata Shop. :P). took a long stroll back to the car just to allow the prata to digest nicely in my stomach! and along the way.. i couldn't help but stare at the amount of foreign workers sitting by the roadside, drinking beer.. i mean its kind of nostalgic.. maybe i should try it too.. kind of cool and sexy. mmm. but they were drinking beer.. i mean.. BEER. that nasty golden bubbly fluid. (looks nice but.. taste horribly bitter and makes you fat at a extremely fast rate.. not to mention other side effects such as the reduced control of the bladder. yes beer does that.) anyway. instead of beer why don't they try vodka.. i mean its nice. and its more cost-effective judging from the amount of empty cans of beer that littered the walkway).. 2 shots K.Os a person, and causes a massive hangover (right mysterious friend WJ? haha it was fun seeing you groan in pain :P.) but the bottomline.. don't drink.. if you must.. drink something that is worth your while.. (definitely not beer)
that's all for now...
like any normal sunday... i went to church :D to listen to the sermon in the main service! (the sermon was good ;)) haha afterwhich... my parents brought us to eat dim sum again.. thank goodness i didn't have to wait for like 2 freaking hours to just place the order... (i think that event left a mental scar on me..) bleah. it took us 6 minutes to order inclusive of finding a seat which took approximately 2 minutes LOL. compared to 2 hours.. that is one hell lot of a difference.. o and it took us 2 minutes at max. to foot the bill :O.. now this is what i call good customer service :) lol.
after slipping into deep slumber for about 2 hours.. my dad came and woke me up. darn it. i could easily sleep for like 6 more hours :(. well.. you see.. its kind of my father's father's brother's son's daugther birthday.. (lets see you figure out what her daughter is to me :P). well. basically i am her uncle in short lol. went to ALOHA LOYANG to wish her.. her happy FIRST birthday! she is extremely adorable. (extremely naughty.. according to my cousin) man... was parking in ALOHA LOYANG disgusting.. let me sum up the parking conditions in one sentence.. they have too MANY darn chalets and too LITTLE darn carpark.. mmm.. and the roads are so narrow. and the chalet.. is pretty disgusting.. thank goodness i didn't pick it for the Amazing Race.. (erm. i kind of organized an event called Get Lost Amazing Race 07 for my church last year.. now if you want a kickass chalet of some decent standard.. please go to either NTUC's chalets or National Service Chalet and Country Club, NSCC in short..). bleah. ALOHA LOYANG. *pukes*
o o.. after playing with my niece for awhile (extremely fun.. she likes licking my fingers..) my dad brought me to JALAN KAYU to eat the all-famous roti prata.. Y-U-M-M-Y. (P.S: please do not go to the wrong prata store.. the authentic prata shop is called Thaesevi Prata Shop. :P). took a long stroll back to the car just to allow the prata to digest nicely in my stomach! and along the way.. i couldn't help but stare at the amount of foreign workers sitting by the roadside, drinking beer.. i mean its kind of nostalgic.. maybe i should try it too.. kind of cool and sexy. mmm. but they were drinking beer.. i mean.. BEER. that nasty golden bubbly fluid. (looks nice but.. taste horribly bitter and makes you fat at a extremely fast rate.. not to mention other side effects such as the reduced control of the bladder. yes beer does that.) anyway. instead of beer why don't they try vodka.. i mean its nice. and its more cost-effective judging from the amount of empty cans of beer that littered the walkway).. 2 shots K.Os a person, and causes a massive hangover (right mysterious friend WJ? haha it was fun seeing you groan in pain :P.) but the bottomline.. don't drink.. if you must.. drink something that is worth your while.. (definitely not beer)
that's all for now...
11:38 PM
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Day Fourteen in Captivity......
Ok! as promised.. i finally decided to post after enjoying fourteen sweet hours of lovely and undisturbed sleep! :D hahah ok for today's topic, i shall be writing about my first 2 days of working experience.
currently i am working with mysterious friend LX (damn.. got to see his face everyday :O. just joking :) at NTUC income. i got to know about this job through him! haha. i have to go to work at tampines everyday! omgosh.. the travelling time from yio chu kang to tampines.. is just darn bad. 1 hour by bus.. (thank goodness for the bus 72 though. a direct bus from yio chu kang to tampines). well.. the office is tight on security.. you need to tap some card to open the office door! (this reminds me.. i remember the fun times i had in BIOPOLIS when i was sec 3! omgosh.. so fun! the people.. were fun! lol. we talked for hours while waiting for the experiment to be completed!.. just a question.. what were we working on? some fish thingy right? i forgot..) yea. so cool. but it really stinks when you don't have the card (mysterious friend LX you better remember to bring the damn magnetic card!).. all you can do is whine outside and hope some kind soul hears your cry of sorrow and open the door for you.
the office environment is on the 'DARK' side (not being racist here. :S) its cool though. it just means that there are a lot of lame and funny people around.. poor me! i got assigned into this mmm.. 3m X 3m cubicle? which pretty much isolate me from communicating with the rest! (o i am going to be relocated to somewhere else on monday! yay!) whereas... mysterious friend LX.. gets to sit with the rest.. WHAT THE! (he gets to slack and chit-chat while i… having nothing better to do.. does the work DILLIGENTLY) Boooo! just so you know.. the supervisor is just a few tables across.. so i can't talk with anyone! its cool though. we get to drink FREE MILO from this kickass vending machine (why is the machine kickass? well.. it dispenses cups of milo?!).. i mean.. M-I-L-O.. its like.. W-O-W. hahaha :D so cool! i am so going to drink that machine dry.. muwhahaha. o yea.. basically i got a rough idea on what my job is about. its kind of updating people’s particulars? yup.. and there sure is hell a lot of paperwork to do… for each update you do.. you must write NOTES.. o and the stupid data entry system is so crappy to use..
that's all for now....
Ok! as promised.. i finally decided to post after enjoying fourteen sweet hours of lovely and undisturbed sleep! :D hahah ok for today's topic, i shall be writing about my first 2 days of working experience.
currently i am working with mysterious friend LX (damn.. got to see his face everyday :O. just joking :) at NTUC income. i got to know about this job through him! haha. i have to go to work at tampines everyday! omgosh.. the travelling time from yio chu kang to tampines.. is just darn bad. 1 hour by bus.. (thank goodness for the bus 72 though. a direct bus from yio chu kang to tampines). well.. the office is tight on security.. you need to tap some card to open the office door! (this reminds me.. i remember the fun times i had in BIOPOLIS when i was sec 3! omgosh.. so fun! the people.. were fun! lol. we talked for hours while waiting for the experiment to be completed!.. just a question.. what were we working on? some fish thingy right? i forgot..) yea. so cool. but it really stinks when you don't have the card (mysterious friend LX you better remember to bring the damn magnetic card!).. all you can do is whine outside and hope some kind soul hears your cry of sorrow and open the door for you.
the office environment is on the 'DARK' side (not being racist here. :S) its cool though. it just means that there are a lot of lame and funny people around.. poor me! i got assigned into this mmm.. 3m X 3m cubicle? which pretty much isolate me from communicating with the rest! (o i am going to be relocated to somewhere else on monday! yay!) whereas... mysterious friend LX.. gets to sit with the rest.. WHAT THE! (he gets to slack and chit-chat while i… having nothing better to do.. does the work DILLIGENTLY) Boooo! just so you know.. the supervisor is just a few tables across.. so i can't talk with anyone! its cool though. we get to drink FREE MILO from this kickass vending machine (why is the machine kickass? well.. it dispenses cups of milo?!).. i mean.. M-I-L-O.. its like.. W-O-W. hahaha :D so cool! i am so going to drink that machine dry.. muwhahaha. o yea.. basically i got a rough idea on what my job is about. its kind of updating people’s particulars? yup.. and there sure is hell a lot of paperwork to do… for each update you do.. you must write NOTES.. o and the stupid data entry system is so crappy to use..
that's all for now....
10:38 PM
Friday, February 22, 2008
Announcement...
readers... please be informed from now on that i will only post on this XXXXX (fill in the X's with suitable words. this does not include BLOG/JOURNAL/DIARY) every saturday and sunday.. this is because (why do i need to explain to you anyway? its my XXXXXs. lol just joking.) i am currently employed since 21/02/08 and my job requires me to stare at the damn computer screen for 8 hours. this kind of make me sick of just staring at my computer screen. (i am afraid i will go blind too!) lol. yea. please be patient and try and understand if you can.
Thank you
that's is all....
readers... please be informed from now on that i will only post on this XXXXX (fill in the X's with suitable words. this does not include BLOG/JOURNAL/DIARY) every saturday and sunday.. this is because (why do i need to explain to you anyway? its my XXXXXs. lol just joking.) i am currently employed since 21/02/08 and my job requires me to stare at the damn computer screen for 8 hours. this kind of make me sick of just staring at my computer screen. (i am afraid i will go blind too!) lol. yea. please be patient and try and understand if you can.
Thank you
that's is all....
8:38 PM
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Day Eleven in Captivity....
what is the weirdest thing that has ever happened to you? rather what is the weirdest thing that has ever happened to you... that you can remember.. gosh.. something damn weird just happened to me just now.. to sum it up in 1 sentence... a 9 year old kid ran up to me while i was waiting for my bus-ride home and called me Nigel and hugged MY LEGS!!... i was shocked. astonished. petrified. overwhelmed. SCANDALIZED. stupefy. traumatized. ok i think you get the idea.. the story went something like this....
i met with mysterious friend LX at yio chu kang mrt station to go for a job interview at NTUC income (raffles city.. located near CHIJMES there).. the job applied for was a temporary data-entry position (rather a administrative clerk).. which in other words mean.. i don't know what i am going to do there.. ok.. i was disappointed that we were like accepted for the position almost immediately man.. i wanted to give my well-rehearsed interview speech to the interviewer. flood him with crap. moving on.. went to hougang mall to meet mysterious friend A (and i was tortured with lame jokes by mysterious friend LX on the way.. below is a sample of it).. just for fun. had nothing better to do. after having a nice meal (i so regret not sitting on that high kickass chair to eat..) before finally deciding to go home at around 4.30 p.m... when i reached yio chu kang mrt station... went to wait for my bus-ride home... and than... the KID poofed out of no where (omgosh.. thank goodness he was short.. his hands... didn't reach to some places *ahems* my boms boms you know.) ran up to me calling me NIGEL.. (do i have a christian name of NIGEL?!) and hugged me.. -.-.. i mean.. nigel sounds cool.. but hugging me.. at my thighs. sounds wrong. wait. it is wrong. damn. furthermore in the public!? he only released it when... his maid (i think..) came to him.. i didn't know what to do man.. he was just a KID. OO. for the first time.. i BLUSHED.. so many people were LOOKING. wait STARING.. o well.. we all did crazy stuff when we were young.. the kid must have been drunked.
Lame Joke #1
Mysterious LX:"let's j-walk.. than people would want us to autograph them.")
Chimp-pan-zee :"huh!?"
Mysterious LX:"j-walk means jaychou-walk mah. we will be walking like jaychou.")
*dead silence follows*
that's is all for now.....
what is the weirdest thing that has ever happened to you? rather what is the weirdest thing that has ever happened to you... that you can remember.. gosh.. something damn weird just happened to me just now.. to sum it up in 1 sentence... a 9 year old kid ran up to me while i was waiting for my bus-ride home and called me Nigel and hugged MY LEGS!!... i was shocked. astonished. petrified. overwhelmed. SCANDALIZED. stupefy. traumatized. ok i think you get the idea.. the story went something like this....
i met with mysterious friend LX at yio chu kang mrt station to go for a job interview at NTUC income (raffles city.. located near CHIJMES there).. the job applied for was a temporary data-entry position (rather a administrative clerk).. which in other words mean.. i don't know what i am going to do there.. ok.. i was disappointed that we were like accepted for the position almost immediately man.. i wanted to give my well-rehearsed interview speech to the interviewer. flood him with crap. moving on.. went to hougang mall to meet mysterious friend A (and i was tortured with lame jokes by mysterious friend LX on the way.. below is a sample of it).. just for fun. had nothing better to do. after having a nice meal (i so regret not sitting on that high kickass chair to eat..) before finally deciding to go home at around 4.30 p.m... when i reached yio chu kang mrt station... went to wait for my bus-ride home... and than... the KID poofed out of no where (omgosh.. thank goodness he was short.. his hands... didn't reach to some places *ahems* my boms boms you know.) ran up to me calling me NIGEL.. (do i have a christian name of NIGEL?!) and hugged me.. -.-.. i mean.. nigel sounds cool.. but hugging me.. at my thighs. sounds wrong. wait. it is wrong. damn. furthermore in the public!? he only released it when... his maid (i think..) came to him.. i didn't know what to do man.. he was just a KID. OO. for the first time.. i BLUSHED.. so many people were LOOKING. wait STARING.. o well.. we all did crazy stuff when we were young.. the kid must have been drunked.
Lame Joke #1
Mysterious LX:"let's j-walk.. than people would want us to autograph them.")
Chimp-pan-zee :"huh!?"
Mysterious LX:"j-walk means jaychou-walk mah. we will be walking like jaychou.")
*dead silence follows*
that's is all for now.....
8:38 PM
Monday, February 18, 2008
Day Nine of Captivity....
damn. i woke up late today. for my job interview at ngee ann city :O. missed it by hours. wow. damn. o well.. all thanks to the family gathering i had last night again.. this time to celebrate my maternal grandmother's 88th birthday.. happy birthday grandmother.. (i doubt she will ever read this.. but yea.) the food was again.. average. my uncle actually made me laughed when he said that the steam pomfret was harder than the plastic spoon! LOL. interacted with my big ass mysterious cousin R (when i say he is BIG.. it means he is B-I-G) who just return from australia and is going to join the workforce FOR GOOD.. while watching the twisted kung-fu version of 'around the world in 80 days'..
by the time i reached home.. i almost fainted from exhaustion.. barely able to send out my last SMS to mysterious friend LX before falling asleep.. and tadah that was how i overslept.. way past my interview time :). anyway i wasn't really interested in the job. bleah. haha lazed around before deciding to go and watch P.S I LOVE YOU.. well heard about this movie from mysterious friend L. sounded quite.. fairytale-ish (no offence..) will write about it sometime soon.. i hope
that's all for now....
damn. i woke up late today. for my job interview at ngee ann city :O. missed it by hours. wow. damn. o well.. all thanks to the family gathering i had last night again.. this time to celebrate my maternal grandmother's 88th birthday.. happy birthday grandmother.. (i doubt she will ever read this.. but yea.) the food was again.. average. my uncle actually made me laughed when he said that the steam pomfret was harder than the plastic spoon! LOL. interacted with my big ass mysterious cousin R (when i say he is BIG.. it means he is B-I-G) who just return from australia and is going to join the workforce FOR GOOD.. while watching the twisted kung-fu version of 'around the world in 80 days'..
by the time i reached home.. i almost fainted from exhaustion.. barely able to send out my last SMS to mysterious friend LX before falling asleep.. and tadah that was how i overslept.. way past my interview time :). anyway i wasn't really interested in the job. bleah. haha lazed around before deciding to go and watch P.S I LOVE YOU.. well heard about this movie from mysterious friend L. sounded quite.. fairytale-ish (no offence..) will write about it sometime soon.. i hope
that's all for now....
5:20 AM
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Day Eight in Captivity....
its been a pretty busy weekend for me.. my maternal family is still happily celebrating about chinese new year (who knows why.. there is no more ang bao to collect D:. and i haven't counted my ang bao money!!).. holding gatherings.. to celebrate chingay and my maternal grandmother's birthday.
yesterday's gathering was yucky.. the food was average (lucky for me my aunties does not know much about internet :)) :O. really. the only food i enjoyed out of the 5 dishes, my various aunties whipped out.. was the ngo hiang (ermm i guess it can be translated to spring roll?) yea. not to be mean or what.. o.. and i spent like half an hour figuring out how to switch on my cousin's big ass TV.. before intelligently arriving at the hypothesis that the TV was spoilt. and yes i was right.! :D woot. the gathering was pretty boring.. found out that it was my 3rd auntie (i think.. i have no idea.. my mother has like 8 sisters and 1 brother -.= and i can't really remember who was born first.) birthday. i was B-O-R-E-D.
today... was a killer.. after church :) (yes i attend church weekly) my parents had a crazy idea to eat dim sum at some ang mo kio ave 5 coffee shop because it was featured on TeleVision.. and because of this.. singaporeans swamped down to get a piece of the action.. my family had to wait for 2 hours just to get the orders placed! 2 lousy hours (.. and the stall had to run out of xiaolong bao*. omgosh.) .. i think the stall was called 'Hong Kong Zhai....' dim sum stall.. didn't bother remembering that name.. lousy ass wait.. the dim sum was not bad though.. i would give it a 3.5 out of 5? but the service... out of 5.. Z-E-R-O (i feel like venturing into the negative zone..).. adding up.. it becomes 3.5 out of 10. F-A-I-L. (highly recommended not to waste your precious youth queuing up for it) and to think i have another gathering in the evening.. when the GREAT DIM SUM WAIT wasted half my afternoon.. i was so tempted to stand up and shout "CARPARK ATTENDANT IS HERE".. maybe than.. the queue would be shorten by half XD?
*xiaolong bao can be translated into mini steamed meat buns? i guess.
bleah. thats all for now....
its been a pretty busy weekend for me.. my maternal family is still happily celebrating about chinese new year (who knows why.. there is no more ang bao to collect D:. and i haven't counted my ang bao money!!).. holding gatherings.. to celebrate chingay and my maternal grandmother's birthday.
yesterday's gathering was yucky.. the food was average (lucky for me my aunties does not know much about internet :)) :O. really. the only food i enjoyed out of the 5 dishes, my various aunties whipped out.. was the ngo hiang (ermm i guess it can be translated to spring roll?) yea. not to be mean or what.. o.. and i spent like half an hour figuring out how to switch on my cousin's big ass TV.. before intelligently arriving at the hypothesis that the TV was spoilt. and yes i was right.! :D woot. the gathering was pretty boring.. found out that it was my 3rd auntie (i think.. i have no idea.. my mother has like 8 sisters and 1 brother -.= and i can't really remember who was born first.) birthday. i was B-O-R-E-D.
today... was a killer.. after church :) (yes i attend church weekly) my parents had a crazy idea to eat dim sum at some ang mo kio ave 5 coffee shop because it was featured on TeleVision.. and because of this.. singaporeans swamped down to get a piece of the action.. my family had to wait for 2 hours just to get the orders placed! 2 lousy hours (.. and the stall had to run out of xiaolong bao*. omgosh.) .. i think the stall was called 'Hong Kong Zhai....' dim sum stall.. didn't bother remembering that name.. lousy ass wait.. the dim sum was not bad though.. i would give it a 3.5 out of 5? but the service... out of 5.. Z-E-R-O (i feel like venturing into the negative zone..).. adding up.. it becomes 3.5 out of 10. F-A-I-L. (highly recommended not to waste your precious youth queuing up for it) and to think i have another gathering in the evening.. when the GREAT DIM SUM WAIT wasted half my afternoon.. i was so tempted to stand up and shout "CARPARK ATTENDANT IS HERE".. maybe than.. the queue would be shorten by half XD?
*xiaolong bao can be translated into mini steamed meat buns? i guess.
bleah. thats all for now....
5:38 PM
Friday, February 15, 2008
Day Six in Captivity....
how much are you worth? lol. just for fun, peace, joy and laughter you might just want to see your worth. i didn't you know that you could calculate the worth of your existence electronically. damn.. what is the world coming to. (i wonder if insurance companies uses these programs to determine your premium paid) o well. i calculated mine worth yesterday.. and guess what i am worth $1.95 mil. :D. sexy. o and that is in USD. not SGD. o just some unrelated facts. to be considered a millionaire in Singapore... you need to have at least 5 MILLIONS in savings. not 1.
the test to calculate your worth may be alittle offensive as it takes into account every part of your body. and i mean EVERY. (you should get what i mean.) if you are alright with that. than go to www.humanforsale.com to calculate your worth. lol. don't worry this is purely for fun and the value given should not be taken seriously. i know i am worth more than $1.95 mil man. lousy asswipe program. must be bugged lol. o in order to take the test i do hope you know your SATs score, GPA, IQ level and your dumbness level (seriously.. there is a segment asking you how dumb you are -.-).
here are my results for the various segments:
HumanForSale.com - Free Quizzes
P.S: please be honest with yourself and take each quiz only ONCE for accurate results. it's alright to be worth less than me you know :D. o and if you are really really bored and enjoy going to these websites, than here are more...
www.genius-test.com
www.gay-test.com
(all guys who blog are seriously advised to take this.. i took it and am STRAIGHT. not like i needed someone to tell me that. don't try to cheat guys.. if you blog... high chance is that you are gay. once again i repeat myself this-isnotablog.)
that's all for now.....
how much are you worth? lol. just for fun, peace, joy and laughter you might just want to see your worth. i didn't you know that you could calculate the worth of your existence electronically. damn.. what is the world coming to. (i wonder if insurance companies uses these programs to determine your premium paid) o well. i calculated mine worth yesterday.. and guess what i am worth $1.95 mil. :D. sexy. o and that is in USD. not SGD. o just some unrelated facts. to be considered a millionaire in Singapore... you need to have at least 5 MILLIONS in savings. not 1.
the test to calculate your worth may be alittle offensive as it takes into account every part of your body. and i mean EVERY. (you should get what i mean.) if you are alright with that. than go to www.humanforsale.com to calculate your worth. lol. don't worry this is purely for fun and the value given should not be taken seriously. i know i am worth more than $1.95 mil man. lousy asswipe program. must be bugged lol. o in order to take the test i do hope you know your SATs score, GPA, IQ level and your dumbness level (seriously.. there is a segment asking you how dumb you are -.-).
here are my results for the various segments:
HumanForSale.com - Free Quizzes
P.S: please be honest with yourself and take each quiz only ONCE for accurate results. it's alright to be worth less than me you know :D. o and if you are really really bored and enjoy going to these websites, than here are more...
www.genius-test.com
www.gay-test.com
(all guys who blog are seriously advised to take this.. i took it and am STRAIGHT. not like i needed someone to tell me that. don't try to cheat guys.. if you blog... high chance is that you are gay. once again i repeat myself this-isnotablog.)
that's all for now.....
8:38 PM
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Day Five in Captivity....
happy valentine day... P.S: there is nothing wrong about a young baby (who has curly blond hair :O) with small wings disproportional to his body size, in a diaper (who knows what other stuff there is in it..), flying around with a deadly projectile weapon.. nope. none at all... nice way to look at valentine's day huh! lol. today mysterious friend M and I went out to AMK HUB... and i so want to eat at NEW YORK NEW YORK... the candy floss machine.. i want it… in my bedroom!.. but my "sugar mommy" wasn't there (refers to mysterious friend L.. don't take it too seriously. just joking around).. and you wouldn’t know what we did that cause i ain’t telling you.. ;)
anyway today XXXX(insert anything you like into the Xs so long as the words you insert is not BLOG/DIARY/JOURNAL.. as i said this-isnotablog) topic is dedicated to mysterious friend Y (you know who you are) lol, whom i got to know in ACJC. well.. was chatting with her last night and she is still as funny as before :)... and yea decided to dedicate this post to her... because she had to cut her soft, fluffy, nice, shiny hair.. the worse part.. no more PONYTAIL for me to play with... cruel... i enjoyed playing with her ponytail, pulling her rubber band out, flicking her ponytail up and down. the good times with her ponytail are gone (thanks to the lousy ass unqualified auntiedresser who she went to. who couldn’t understand english and cut her hair overly short.).. and when i asked her to go to Yunan haircare or Beijing 101 for some hair treatment thingy thingy (where they apply the brown gluely eeeky stuff onto your scalp) so that she can grow back her hair... she said don't want! weather too hot! lousy ass singapore weather... Booo!
as a side-note, to all the guys reading this. please be warned. do not play with a girl's ponytail unless she allow you to. or feel the massive strength of girl girl power.
that’s all for now..
happy valentine day... P.S: there is nothing wrong about a young baby (who has curly blond hair :O) with small wings disproportional to his body size, in a diaper (who knows what other stuff there is in it..), flying around with a deadly projectile weapon.. nope. none at all... nice way to look at valentine's day huh! lol. today mysterious friend M and I went out to AMK HUB... and i so want to eat at NEW YORK NEW YORK... the candy floss machine.. i want it… in my bedroom!.. but my "sugar mommy" wasn't there (refers to mysterious friend L.. don't take it too seriously. just joking around).. and you wouldn’t know what we did that cause i ain’t telling you.. ;)
anyway today XXXX(insert anything you like into the Xs so long as the words you insert is not BLOG/DIARY/JOURNAL.. as i said this-isnotablog) topic is dedicated to mysterious friend Y (you know who you are) lol, whom i got to know in ACJC. well.. was chatting with her last night and she is still as funny as before :)... and yea decided to dedicate this post to her... because she had to cut her soft, fluffy, nice, shiny hair.. the worse part.. no more PONYTAIL for me to play with... cruel... i enjoyed playing with her ponytail, pulling her rubber band out, flicking her ponytail up and down. the good times with her ponytail are gone (thanks to the lousy ass unqualified auntiedresser who she went to. who couldn’t understand english and cut her hair overly short.).. and when i asked her to go to Yunan haircare or Beijing 101 for some hair treatment thingy thingy (where they apply the brown gluely eeeky stuff onto your scalp) so that she can grow back her hair... she said don't want! weather too hot! lousy ass singapore weather... Booo!
as a side-note, to all the guys reading this. please be warned. do not play with a girl's ponytail unless she allow you to. or feel the massive strength of girl girl power.
that’s all for now..
7:38 PM
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Day Four in Captivity.....
omgosh.. went to work today at mysterious friend J's father company :D. guess what! since he was the boss' son... we got the royal treatment. :) wow. i had to wake up damn early though... just to make my way all the way to Kovan when i live at like YCK... the mrt ride along was a killer. to add on.. it was 6.30am!!
arrived there at around 8.30am (actually we were suppose to report at 8.15am but since i was in the company of the boss' son :D.. no scolding for being late in fact we were offered hot drinks instead!).. and we got paid for stoning around for 1 hour sipping our milos... nice right? however, work soon began.. taking the lead was this South Korean guy called Jae-Woong Lee (pronunced as Jiang Woon.. freaking tongue-twister just to say his name correctly..) who is working with GE China.. gosh. hard, menial labour soon began as i begin carrying thousands of bottles of X-Ray contrast medium (Iohexol by Omnipaque) down for relabeling. no exaggeration.. i really did carry thousands. an approximate figure would be 10000? (thanks to it.. my muscles are not really aching. but they are aching and feeling really warm?? make senses?)
o just a minor correction.. my job was just relabeling. not some administrative job (:O). but like i say its for the experience.. was quite an interesting one. lol.
(P.S: Lunch and Dinner was provided by the COMPANY thanks to being the friend of mysterious J... For lunch we had KFC and Pizzahut just because mysterious J said he wanted KFC -.= ... and for dinner we had herbal chicken.. chilli fish?? and fried rice.. there was prawn and other stuff but P-R-A-W-N = eeeyer...)
thats all for now...
omgosh.. went to work today at mysterious friend J's father company :D. guess what! since he was the boss' son... we got the royal treatment. :) wow. i had to wake up damn early though... just to make my way all the way to Kovan when i live at like YCK... the mrt ride along was a killer. to add on.. it was 6.30am!!
arrived there at around 8.30am (actually we were suppose to report at 8.15am but since i was in the company of the boss' son :D.. no scolding for being late in fact we were offered hot drinks instead!).. and we got paid for stoning around for 1 hour sipping our milos... nice right? however, work soon began.. taking the lead was this South Korean guy called Jae-Woong Lee (pronunced as Jiang Woon.. freaking tongue-twister just to say his name correctly..) who is working with GE China.. gosh. hard, menial labour soon began as i begin carrying thousands of bottles of X-Ray contrast medium (Iohexol by Omnipaque) down for relabeling. no exaggeration.. i really did carry thousands. an approximate figure would be 10000? (thanks to it.. my muscles are not really aching. but they are aching and feeling really warm?? make senses?)
o just a minor correction.. my job was just relabeling. not some administrative job (:O). but like i say its for the experience.. was quite an interesting one. lol.
(P.S: Lunch and Dinner was provided by the COMPANY thanks to being the friend of mysterious J... For lunch we had KFC and Pizzahut just because mysterious J said he wanted KFC -.= ... and for dinner we had herbal chicken.. chilli fish?? and fried rice.. there was prawn and other stuff but P-R-A-W-N = eeeyer...)
thats all for now...
9:38 PM
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Day Three in Captivitiy
was too lazy to blog on day two in captivity... actually you know what i can't remember what i did. i think i am suffering from memory loss.
woot! watched CJ7 (Chang Jiang 7) today :). as surprising as this sounds.. it's actually quite heartwarming IF you are able to look past all the crappy and stephen-chowish stuff. CJ7 in short, is the chinese version of Epic Movie (:O). there was this scene where it was a ripoff from Kungfu Hustle (the Buddha palmy thingy). but the dog added a nice touch to the show. if only real dogs were so smart and so portable. (dumps them into school bags) bleah.
o got a job offer from mysterious friend J (you know who you are). he called me to tell me :D. finally. some means of earning money. for what.... i don't know. although its only going to last a day, but the pay is alright though for some administrative job. afterall i am only working for the experience for those of you that don't already know.
that’s all for now
was too lazy to blog on day two in captivity... actually you know what i can't remember what i did. i think i am suffering from memory loss.
woot! watched CJ7 (Chang Jiang 7) today :). as surprising as this sounds.. it's actually quite heartwarming IF you are able to look past all the crappy and stephen-chowish stuff. CJ7 in short, is the chinese version of Epic Movie (:O). there was this scene where it was a ripoff from Kungfu Hustle (the Buddha palmy thingy). but the dog added a nice touch to the show. if only real dogs were so smart and so portable. (dumps them into school bags) bleah.
o got a job offer from mysterious friend J (you know who you are). he called me to tell me :D. finally. some means of earning money. for what.... i don't know. although its only going to last a day, but the pay is alright though for some administrative job. afterall i am only working for the experience for those of you that don't already know.
that’s all for now
5:38 PM
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Day One in Captivity...
this is my first posting on my newly created kickass blog. (yes i know.. seeing me blog is the weirdest shit you have ever seen me do online) as such it shall be dedicated to the topic of "HOW FREAKING HARD IT IS TO SET UP YOUR BLOG WITH YOUR OWN BLOGSKIN". on the whole, i roughly spent an approximate 5 hours (:O) just fiddling around with the html of the blog-skin to get it to where it is right now. and just so you know, it hasn't change much from what it was initially. i tried adding in music, which didn’t work really well. (XO - by right you are suppose to be hearing the X-files theme song being played.. but Nooo.).
this is to all guys who blog, you should seriously consider going for a DNA checkup to see if your X-Y chromosomes are still functional. or just a simple test of standing in-front of the mirror would do. 5 freaking hours. gosh. once again.. i am not blogging because i like blogging. it's just that i have too much free time.
the first problem i met with blogspot.com was... that they registered me for a 'non-classic' template setting. thanks blogspot. that was the start of my woes. due to this little change in settings.. all the blog-skins from http://www.blogskins.com/ couldn't work. wow. being so highly proficient in computering, i figured out the problem under a mere hour. punk ass kid. the second problem was the formatting of the html. omgosh. it was disgusting. managed to figured out some functions like how to bold words and link stuff etc... YES ARH. o shut up. i know it's easy but for a ‘know-nothing-about-html’ guy like me... its some hard crap.
and i just realized… this template may not be suitable because i may be posting some videos and images… and as you can see the space is minute. damn.
thats all for now..
this is my first posting on my newly created kickass blog. (yes i know.. seeing me blog is the weirdest shit you have ever seen me do online) as such it shall be dedicated to the topic of "HOW FREAKING HARD IT IS TO SET UP YOUR BLOG WITH YOUR OWN BLOGSKIN". on the whole, i roughly spent an approximate 5 hours (:O) just fiddling around with the html of the blog-skin to get it to where it is right now. and just so you know, it hasn't change much from what it was initially. i tried adding in music, which didn’t work really well. (XO - by right you are suppose to be hearing the X-files theme song being played.. but Nooo.).
this is to all guys who blog, you should seriously consider going for a DNA checkup to see if your X-Y chromosomes are still functional. or just a simple test of standing in-front of the mirror would do. 5 freaking hours. gosh. once again.. i am not blogging because i like blogging. it's just that i have too much free time.
the first problem i met with blogspot.com was... that they registered me for a 'non-classic' template setting. thanks blogspot. that was the start of my woes. due to this little change in settings.. all the blog-skins from http://www.blogskins.com/ couldn't work. wow. being so highly proficient in computering, i figured out the problem under a mere hour. punk ass kid. the second problem was the formatting of the html. omgosh. it was disgusting. managed to figured out some functions like how to bold words and link stuff etc... YES ARH. o shut up. i know it's easy but for a ‘know-nothing-about-html’ guy like me... its some hard crap.
and i just realized… this template may not be suitable because i may be posting some videos and images… and as you can see the space is minute. damn.
thats all for now..
10:38 PM