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Wow! You actually bother reading the first line of the terms of use(TOS). My imaginary china lawyer, Robert, made me include it and made me use a precious space to get you to read it. At first, I thought he/she (sometimes he can be a she) was being a real pain as usual, so I took the legalese the lawyer wrote and translated it into readable English. So be a smart nethead, do the right thing and read the stuff on this page. It could prevent you from hearing from the lawyer (he's overweight, ugly and balds).
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Meaning of this-isnotablog.blogspot.com
this-isnotablog's founder, Chimp-pan-zee, chose the name "this-isnotablog" because the majority of guys who blog are gays, and Chimp-pan-zee so happen to be a guy who is not a gay but decides to blog due to the immense amount of free time he has at hand. As such, this is not a blog because blogs are for girls/ladies/women, pussies and gays.
Pronunciation
I hear a lot of interpretations of the pronunciation of the name. The official pronunciation is "this-iz-not-ey-blog".
My Videos
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finally. i figured out what to do with this space. it shall be for videos/pictures which i think are cool/funny/lame/cute.. please scroll down to view more videos -.-
FRUTTI TRUTTI GUMMY BEAR. haha awesome animation! haha got this clip by chance.. omgosh what a cute bear.. but if you notice.. he is kinda irritating and kinda make you want to just bit him! haha catchy spanish tune to go with it! weeee
HOW DINOSAURS BECAME EXTINCT EXPLANATION NO. 1. talking about collateral damage haha this clip shows it all. :D. haha and man did the little dino really fly... what a mighty ermm mighty...
HOW DINOSAURS BECAME EXTINCT EXPLANATION NO. 2. lol i thought that the idea was pretty original.. :D. awesome animation haha and awesome pig too! hahah go go pig power! confused? than i guess you know what to do.
TWELVE STUPID BIRDS. :). haah as the title implies.. this animated clip has something got to do with birds.. really cute birds.. haha its not that funny.. pretty predictable but i just decided to add it in as the birds were cute.!
RUNNING MACHINE. one of the cute animations i found while you-tubing haha. anyway this video is painfully funny.. doesn't make sense? watch and find out haha.. poor polar bear.. :D
FLIGHT INSTRUCTIONS. lol.. i forgot who gave me the inspiration to search for this movie clip.. all i remember was that... we were talking about flight instructions.. so now this movie clip is dedicated to you.. the person i forgot :S.
FUNNY/STUPID n BANNED COMMERICALS. this video is rated M18. it requires you to be open-minded. if you can't.. give it a skip and scroll down ;). haha all the funny commericals that are so wrong but yet so funny :D.
HAROLD N KUMAR. haha yes i know for those of you who watched the first movie.. you think thats this trailer for it's 2nd movie is going to be dumbass. haha take a look again. its hilarious! haha found it by chance ;).
BUDLIGHT 1.1. this beer have some of the coolest advertisement.. i wonder how it taste... mmmm. haha this video kind of makes you wonder the next time you talk to a foreigner.. does he understand what you are saying? or is he lying!
BUDLIGHT 1.2. another cool advertisement staring the same person haha.. BUDLIGHT! sounds cool looks cool.. but since its a beer.. it sucks! :D.
ORANGE TEETH. lol this video is just for fun.. it has no whatever sort of intelligence in it.. so for those of you who can't take dumbass videos. please don't watch it.. its a video on dinner 'pranks'.
BREAKTIME. well doesn't this scenario look pretty famaliar to 90% of you people who watch the videos. the other 10% are liars! :D. just joking hahaha. it kind of reminded me of my childhood! :S.
SUBTITLES. ever wonder if sometimes you really need subtitles? lol. this video is purely for joy, peace and laughter. it does not have a political take on it. its pretty darn funny.
SPIDERMAN SPOOF. haah you got to listen to what is going on.. if you don't its not going to be funny. and you also have to at least have watched spiderman 3 to understand.. its a spoof.. lol. makes hollywood look dumb.
LOTR SPOOF. you need to have watch at the trilogy of Lord of the Ring first to understand.. ^^. haha but it kind of make sense what they actually did.. Hollywood could have made the trilogy into like a single ermm say 50 minutes film right? LOL.
HOT ICE. chemistry in action! hahah let's see if you are smart enough to determine the process before the answers pop up! i thought it was pretty easy.. and i manage to guess it right! ahah cool application of chemistry to your daily life.
UKULELE. this is a damn nice song.. i love this piece. however if you aint a person who can take nice and slow music. than this is a No-No for you. haha this guy is skilled. and professional.
STAGE COMEDY. haha this week i am all for creativity! so i went to youtube out creative videos and found this one. haha its quite funny provided you are quick enough. lol. looks easy to do. but pretty darn hard.
POTTER'S MUSICAL. lalala. creative musical. abit lame though. its not suppose to be funny.. its just C-R-E-A-T-I-V-E. yea. must be made by some bored teenagers/adult harry potter fanatics..
DANCING SKELETON. omgosh i remember this show. this used to be aired on channel U. its some creative japanese entertainment show. and man does the japanese rock at being creative.. woot.!
MATRIX POLE VAULT. another skit put up by the creative japanese on their talent time show.. omgosh.. its so amazing.. -applauds-.
BALLERINA BASEBALLER. haha this is damn funny ahhaha. another skit by the creative japanese on their talent time show! 20/20! woots they deserved it haha. can you imagine doing ballet on the baseball field? lol
FUNNY TRANSLATOR. hahah this video.. is hilarous. makes fun of 7 different languages hahaha. what the crap. but it gets boring after awhile so be warned. bleah. o well. its still stupid hahah.
STUPID AMERICANS. lol this is a pretty old video.. got introduced to by mysterious friend A while playing dota. haha if you actually thought that americans was smarter than others.. i strongly suggest you to reconsider it. haha
COOL WAY OF OPENING BEER. this is cool man.. how to open a beer bottle through various method.. although i personally don't drink beer. -.- beer is high in yeast content.. good luck to all who drink it. but this video is cool.
FUNNY COMMERICAL. found a collection of funny commericals while browsing through youtube. lol. its kind of creative these commericals. lol. watch hahah. o its explicit to a certain extend.
BREATHING COMMERICAL. lol i am sure you have seen many commericals trying to sell their cheapass products to you.. but have you seen a commerical about breathing? lol watch this video. LAME.
FAT ASS KID. the reason why you should try to lose some pounds if you are fat.. is because of what will happen to you on a reverse bungee ride.. lol. watch and find out how a fat ass kid suffer.
INTERNET HELPDESK. haha. this is a video clip on customer service. haha i wonder if this really takes place... the next time you call and is put on a hold.. you know what they are up to and what they are telling you :)
PHOTOSHOP POWER. in view of the recent edison chen scandal.. which may or may not be fake.. this video is purely for educational purposes to show how 'powerful' adobe photoshop is. look at the transformation.
FLIP CHART HUMOR. this is a super cool standup comedy which makes use of flip chart! awesome. lol. i have no idea how to describe this to you..Turn up your volume and listen.
BABY TORTURE. however it did made me laugh even though it was lame. damn. o well. for those depressed souls go and watch this.. the least it could do for you would be to make you smile.
TOILET PRANK. lol. teaches you NOT to squat on public toilets' seats (refer to the second person who got PUNKED). :) watch. it may be a little disgusting but it's censored. Crazy Japanese.
SUPER CLEAN TOILET BOWL. omgosh. so cool. the toilet bowl. yes. the toilet bowl is cool. a tad lame though. o well. who the crap takes drugs in that way.. can you imagine.. sniffing coke from another person ass?? eeeks.
SEXY IPHONE. With the latest craze over the iphone. -.=. guys comparing about how big there iphone's memory is.. o well. found this sexy advertisement.! the ultimate iphone! beat that crap man.
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